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Never watched gay porn myself! Closest thing to it probably was visualizing inside my head Teamer and Matty going at it! Punch myself a few times in the head to make the image disappear!

Matty, do you believe that for some reason I just can't drink Coke out of a can anymore! Just seems gay now! I'm a big Coke over Pepsi fan too! You ruined it for me!

Oh and by the way lesbians aren't considered gay!!! Just in case someone was thinking that!
 
Never watched gay porn myself! Closest thing to it probably was visualizing inside my head Teamer and Matty going at it! Punch myself a few times in the head to make the image disappear!

Matty, do you believe that for some reason I just can't drink Coke out of a can anymore! Just seems gay now! I'm a big Coke over Pepsi fan too! You ruined it for me!


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classic Mr.Monkey
 
How was the date, Muddy?

Great. I mean, I think so. From my point of view, great.

First there was the dreaded moment of seeing her for the first time and not knowing how she would compare to the couple of small pics I had seen. Well it was a pleasant surprise. She is better looking and, if I may be so piggish to say, has a great body. She is a cutie.

The conversation was also great, given that it was a first meeting and neither of us are totally relaxed and ourselves yet. But we seem to be on the same wavelength on many things. We sat there at a Starbucks for like 2.5 hours. It flew by for me. Nice hug on parting.

She volunteered that she would like to do it again and I am all for that, maybe try some kind of activity together. I am quite infatuated. We have only been communicating by email so far so I am going to email her now with a quick enjoyed-your-charming-company message and also offer my phone number. That seems like a logical next step.

I wish I was better at relationship building and always knowing what to do but I will just have to fumble along at my own level. The phone number thing feels okay.

So yeah. Basically at this point I am thinking, What's the catch? I don't get this lucky.

We shall see.
 
Great news, Muddy.

2.5 hours. That's a really great first date.

You're a catch Muddy.

Muddy, I'm not you but if I was you I wouldn't email her right now (I'm not sure if you meant RIGHT NOW). I would email her tonight at the earliest but I like emailing her tommorow even better. Keep her guessing just a little. Only because it's so new.
 
Great news, Muddy.

2.5 hours. That's a really great first date.

You're a catch Muddy.

Muddy, I'm not you but if I was you I wouldn't email her right now (I'm not sure if you meant RIGHT NOW). I would email her tonight at the earliest but I like emailing her tommorow even better. Keep her guessing just a little. Only because it's so new.

Normally I would agree, but I think Muddy needs to do what feels right to him. Muddy doesn't seem the type to play it cool with games and that might be what helps him find the right LADY.
 
I have real difficulty dealing with male homosexuality.

Not in principle. I am as open-minded about it as can be. I support gay marriage rights. Give me a petition and I will sign - proudly. I have known a few gay guys ---> complete non-issue for me.

But watching gay behavior makes me very uncomfortable. Not even the sex part. I have seen clips of gay porn with blowjobs and anal and whatnot, and it doesn't make me particularly uneasy. But when I see men flirting with each other and smiling seductively at each other - it makes me squirm. Seeing a man go in for a kiss on another man - it would take a real effort not to look away.

Just the way it is.

Sounds like you are saying that you'd prefer to meet Fiveteamer and Matty separately next time.

Well played.
 
Never watched gay porn myself! Closest thing to it probably was visualizing inside my head Teamer and Matty going at it! Punch myself a few times in the head to make the image disappear!

Matty, do you believe that for some reason I just can't drink Coke out of a can anymore! Just seems gay now! I'm a big Coke over Pepsi fan too! You ruined it for me!

Oh and by the way lesbians aren't considered gay!!! Just in case someone was thinking that!

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tell me mister monkey wasnt missed and needed
 
Muddy, I think the email with your phone number would be wonderful. It's little things (like an email saying you enjoyed yourself) that ladies love.


Well I was not sure I had done the right thing and was worried I was maybe coming on too strong but it looks like it was okay as she phoned me and we had a really nice chat for another half hour +. God help her, she really seems to like me at this point.

I feel like this could go places.