Random thoughts

[stevek174]

This actually is the funniest thing I have seen in the longest time

:whatthefuckhappenedthere?:

I think I just shat myself

 

[Matty]

 

[stevek174]

I WANT that cat

 

[betplom]

I've been eating Prosciutto Di Parma, sharp imported provolone and French bread ALL DAY.

Feelsgoodman

Plommer is considering doing a 14 day cleanse where all he eats is Prosciutto, Provolone, Mortadella, Tomatoes and Italian round bread.

Daft, there are plenny of Italian bakeries and cheese factories in the Toronto area - no need to import but you can get lots of stuff from Italy here too.

 

[roguejuror]

I WANT that cat

For what purpose?

 

[stevek174]

entertainment. No sex unless it asks me.

:willplayhardtoget:

 

[Mudcat]

Here's what I don't get:

On my last job I went to bed at midnight and set my alarm for 7:15. I always got up before the alarm. In 4 months, I probably heard that alarm 3 times.

Now, everything is shifted back exactly one hour. I go to bed at 11 and set the alarm for 6:15. Exact same amount of sack time - yet I have been awakened by the alarm every single one of the 8 days I have worked there so far.

 

[rito]

i go to bed at 2:30, i get up at 6:30. i have to set 3 alarms to get up

 

[roguejuror]

something about the body sensing the light of day or something like that

 

[fiveteamer]

Women are fucking retarded.

GAME.

 

[Saulty]

i go to bed at 2:30, i get up at 6:30. i have to set 3 alarms to get up

Roosters and donkeys across the street aren't loud enough?

 

[roguejuror]

How you call a sound that a donkey makes?

 

[reno cool]

Roosters and donkeys across the street aren't loud enough?

, don't forget the cow. mooo

 

[Teela]

How you call a sound that a donkey makes?

I call it annoying.

(It's called braying...or as we hicks like to call it, hee-hawing)

 

[Tron]

Teela make a video of you hee-hawing

one time

 

[stevek174]

I call it annoying.

(It's called braying...or as we hicks like to call it, hee-hawing)

roflSAUCE

I am still drunk i think

that could easily be the best thing to happen today though

 

[Mudcat]

On an unrelated note, I just gave wood to Teela.

 

[Bread]

It's kinda funny. If you were there, I suppose

And you were.