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Matty
It includes life insurance (for "selected accidents") from what I gather. Seems like a huge ripoff. In my opinion.
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Don't laugh but I had it with my last dog. I think it was only like $30 a month... maybe a bit less. But I kept hearing horror stories about huge vet bills and I was worried about having to declare bankruptcy if something happened to her. It covered all of her checkups, shots, deworming meds, etc... so I think it actually worked out ok because I'd take her at least twice a year and those appts would've been around $100 each without meds.
 
RogueJuror
That's just stupid marketing wally.
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RJ, it was intended as a sarcastic, rhetorical type of question.

I don't drink but I assume if you drink enough you don't know if it's really cold, kind of cold or luke warm. Hell one night we were all hanging out at Watermelon Pond and one of my buddies was so drunk I filled up an empty beer can and filled it with pond water. He drank 3/4's of it before he noticed something wasn't quite right. He looked at the can, sniffed the opening, shook his head and finished it off.
 
RogueJuror
wally tell me about the Watermelon Pond, sounds magical

I hope its safer than the pond of death
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Not magical at all unfortunately. Just an old pond in the area that was once a great place for bass fishing back in the day. I have never been a fisherman but friends and I used to go there with air boats.

Today it has been acquired by the state and is still open but has been slowly drying up over the years. The bass are still there but no-one is catching Trophy fish anymore. Still loads of gator and water moccasins though.
 
Nothing like a catchy swinging tune about serial killin' and rape





Oh, the shark, babe, has such teeth, dear
And it shows them pearly white
Just a jackknife has old MacHeath, babe
And he keeps it, ah, out of sight
Ya know when that shark bites with his teeth, babe
Scarlet billows start to spread
Fancy gloves, oh, wears old MacHeath, babe
So there's never, never a trace of red

Now on the sidewalk, huh, huh,
whoo sunny morning, un huh
Lies a body just oozin' life, eek
And someone's sneakin' 'round the corner
Could that someone be Mack the Knife?

There's a tugboat, huh, huh, down by the river dontcha know
Where a cement bag's just a'drooppin' on down
Oh, that cement is just, it's there for the weight, dear
Five'll get ya ten old Macky's back in town
Now d'ja hear 'bout Louie Miller? He disappeared, babe
After drawin' out all his hard-earned cash
And now MacHeath spends just like a sailor
Could it be our boy's done somethin' rash?

Now Jenny Diver, ho, ho, yeah, Sukey Tawdry
Ooh, Miss Lotte Lenya and old Lucy Brown
Oh, the line forms on the right, babe
Now that Macky's back in town

I said Jenny Diver, whoa, Sukey Tawdry
Look out to Miss Lotte Lenya and old Lucy Brown
Yes, that line forms on the right, babe
Now that Macky's back in town.....

Look out, old Macky's back!!
 
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