Random thoughts

[roguejuror]

Turtle soup is quite tasty, plommer...

Turtle eggs too.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

My message to women from the India/Pakistan/Sri Lanka region of the world:


SPEAK THE FUCK UP!!

Don't they get killed/caned/raped/whatever for "speaking up" in Pakistan?

 

[Mudcat]

I imagine there is some kind of sociological reason for it, having to do with having a subservient role in their society of origin. That sucks.

But when you are working in the bank in Canada, I need to hear what you are saying. I am not looking to oppress my teller's political views, I just need to get a thing or two done with my money.

I swear I had one today - it wasn't just that she was quiet and I could barely hear her - there was no sound at all.

I will accept some of the blame for communication difficulties. My hearing is not great. However when you are just mouthing the words - that is taking the wimpiness TOO FAR.

 

[Mudcat]

I can't help it. I gotta dance.

 

[vagabond]

I imagine there is some kind of sociological reason for it, having to do with having a subservient role in their society of origin. That sucks.

But when you are working in the bank in Canada, I need to hear what you are saying. I am not looking to oppress my teller's political views, I just need to get a thing or two done with my money.

I swear I had one today - it wasn't just that she was quiet and I could barely hear her - there was no sound at all.

I will accept some of the blame for communication difficulties. My hearing is not great. However when you are just mouthing the words - that is taking the wimpiness TOO FAR.

You are imagining way too much.

 

[Mudcat]

That is just vague enough to be unanswerable.

 

[betplom]

That is just vague enough to be unanswerable.

muddaaaaaay!

 

[vagabond]

There are plenty of other reasons for her inaudible voice (a bad throat for starters) other than your imagined sociological reason. Did you ask her to speak up a bit louder ?

 

[vagabond]

Don't they get killed/caned/raped/whatever for "speaking up" in Pakistan?

Why do the women in the US get killed/raped/assaulted ?

 

[Mudcat]

I'm not talking about one person. I am talking about a long-term pattern observed over decades. That was just the latest case.

muddaaaaaay!

That's what I want. I don't want women from that part of the world whispering apologetically at me. I want them to say muddaaaaaay!

I am looking for Sri Lankan exclamation marks in my life.

 

[betplom]

Plommer rarely whispers, pal.

 

[fiveteamer]

So I lost a bunch of bananas today. I went to No Frills and bought some apples and bananas. I get home and only the apples are in my backpack.

Where the fuck are my bananas?

 

[Bread]

So I lost a bunch of bananas today. I went to No Frills and bought some apples and bananas. I get home and only the apples are in my backpack.

Where the fuck are my bananas?

Now this is a random thought. Way to stay true to the thread title, Fivey.

 

[Tron]

That is just vague enough to be unanswerable.

Vagabond and choo are the king of this.

 

[Mudcat]

So I lost a bunch of bananas today. I went to No Frills and bought some apples and bananas. I get home and only the apples are in my backpack.

Where the fuck are my bananas?

This shit is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S

 

[Archie]

my wife called me banana balls today, and I got real self conscious. I didn't know why she did that...

later she called me it again, and I just asked what that was all about...

she had heard it in flight of the chonchords earlier that day and wanted to use it

 

[Immortality]

Never heard of banana balls. Had to check urban dictionary

The condition where ball sweat or taint sweat have caused a scortum to cling to a man's leg(s) or to his taint, necessitating that he peel his balls off like one peels a banana.


I think Big AL needs to do the peeling next time you get banana balls

 

[rito]

i feel like death