Random thoughts

[Mudcat]

Dali's Soft Self-Portrait With Grilled Rasher of Bacon

A gentle reminder of meat.

 

[Badnina]

and with a spork!!

 

[stevek173]

Unicorn Meat and Sporks.

If this thread needed an upgrade it just happened.

 

[rito]

i am going to go 0-20 on this nfl game

 

[Mudcat]

Mmmmm, unicorn meat. These are the teeth I would eat it with:

 

[Badnina]

I want to eat it with those teefs too!!!!!

 

[betplom]

I want to eat it with those teefs too!!!!!

Nina, we all know what meat you wanna eat, pal.

common.

 

[Badnina]

Magic in every bite, pal!!

 

[fiveteamer]

I'm never going to have sex again ever for life.

 

[rito]

why fiver

 

[CaliGirlNY]

FIVER WHY???????

 

[Mudcat]

I'm never going to have sex again ever for life.

Hey me too!


I was just thinking about this yesterday. There was a scene from Seinfeld that came to mind. They are sitting in the diner and George said (something like), "You know what? I can't foresee any circumstance in life where I could ever possibly have sex again."


That's how I feel right now. I can't imagine getting from my current alone situation to being that close to another human being again. It feels like a huge impossible mountain to climb (given that I'm not going to pay for it)

Of course that's about involuntary exclusion from sex. Not sure if fiver is speaking about voluntary celibacy.

Why fiver?

 

[Bread]

And they're off?

 

[senco78]

 

[wal66]

I am never one to brag nor do I tend rate myself above other's but come on, less likely to ever get laid again award goes to me hands down.

 

[fiveteamer]

I guess I shouldn't say that I'm never going to have sex again. But I could easily see myself going the next 4 or 5 years without. Unless pussy miraculously fell into my lap without any effort at all, I can't see myself putting the effort in that's required in order to have sex. There are other, more pressing issues at hand.

Speaking of Seinfeld, remember when George stopped having sex and leaned Portuguese? I've signed up for fFrench classes. McGill law or bust.

 

[Matty]

Oh la la.

College pussy will fall into your lap guey. Even I was getting laid in college.

 

[stevek173]

Bryn Mawr is a cool name for a town.