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early to bed , early to rise...
got my 6 hrs, now cant sleep
big day today
1st day of preschool:crying:

MOTHER F'ER

I KNEW I forgot something - I had a thing nagging at my brain for the past few days like I was missing someone's birthday or whatever

How did this go???? Tears like we expected??? Seriously I suck as a friend lately. I am sooooo sorry - normally I would've sent a "good luck you pussy" msg like 8hrs before because I'm from the future and all that. Fuck I feel like shit now.
 
i'm not gonna lie.. i've thought about it.... very seriously.

A friend of a friend in LA is one of those supremo high class escorts. She gave me a lecture one night about how I should wear Wolford's to sleep in so they'd keep my arse tight and I was like are you f'n kidding me??? Those things are like $70-$100 and I snag them after one night out. Those are a few times a year shit - I'm not wearing them to sleep in. And she was very much like "ah but this is what you need to do, much better than your silly running and pilates, blah blah blah". It seems she made a killing though and was very content.

When I watch Secret Diary of a Callgirl I often wonder what it would be like. But I don't think I have the personality for it. All it would take is for one guy to ask me to feed him a bottle or change his nappy and I'd burst into a fit of giggles. Great score for those who are comfortable with it though.
 
MOTHER F'ER

I KNEW I forgot something - I had a thing nagging at my brain for the past few days like I was missing someone's birthday or whatever

How did this go???? Tears like we expected??? Seriously I suck as a friend lately. I am sooooo sorry - normally I would've sent a "good luck you pussy" msg like 8hrs before because I'm from the future and all that. Fuck I feel like shit now.

it went OK, teachers had to pry him off me before I left, but I held it together:drama:
picking them up was a clusterfuk, theres about 5 schools all w/in 1 mile of each other and I live in the middle. Its like ATL downdown rush hour on school days.
the pick up line was about 1 mile long going around 4 blocks, so I park and walk up and fuking teachers wont let anyone pick them up w/out waiting in the line.
I blew a gasket on those bitches. How the hell are they gonna tell me I cant walk up and pick him up???
so I snatched him up and took off... fuk 'em
they'll both be riding the bus home from now on
 
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it went OK, teachers had to pry him off me before I left, but I held it together:drama:
picking them up was a clusterfuk, theres about 5 schools all w/in 1 mile of each other and I live in the middle. Its like ATL downdown rush hour on school days.
the pick up line was about 1 mile long going around 4 blocks, so I park and walk up and fuking teachers wont let anyone pick them up w/out waiting in the line.
I blew a gasket on those bitches. How the hell are they gonna tell me I cant walk up and pick him up???
so I snatched him up and took off... fuk 'em
they'll both be riding the bus home from now on

Ok first, good on you for holding it together as best as you could. I think we both know I would've been a puddle.

Second - WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF POLICY IS THAT????????????? So if I lived around the corner from the school and wanted to do my part to save the environment by not driving, I'd still have to wait in line???? HELL NO. No no no no no no. I would've gone apeshit. They can't do that! That doesn't even make sense??!!

On another note, be thankful they're not going to school here. Two primary schools here in Melbourne this week for enforcing a rule where if a kid has to go to the bathroom, the whole class had to follow them and wait outside the loo. I guess to hope to encourage kids to go all at once??? So instead of little kids going pee, they'd hold it until they'd burst in the car or at home. And the worst part is that parents had no clue what was going on since the schools never told them so all of a sudden their kids were just pissing themselves for no reason.

Now the "rule" has been changed to 3 other kids go with you at once. Honestly such fuckwits.
 
Ok first, good on you for holding it together as best as you could. I think we both know I would've been a puddle.

Second - WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF POLICY IS THAT????????????? So if I lived around the corner from the school and wanted to do my part to save the environment by not driving, I'd still have to wait in line???? HELL NO. No no no no no no. I would've gone apeshit. They can't do that! That doesn't even make sense??!!

On another note, be thankful they're not going to school here. Two primary schools here in Melbourne this week for enforcing a rule where if a kid has to go to the bathroom, the whole class had to follow them and wait outside the loo. I guess to hope to encourage kids to go all at once??? So instead of little kids going pee, they'd hold it until they'd burst in the car or at home. And the worst part is that parents had no clue what was going on since the schools never told them so all of a sudden their kids were just pissing themselves for no reason.

Now the "rule" has been changed to 3 other kids go with you at once. Honestly such fuckwits.

its beyond a ridiculous policy, they get out of school 10 minutes apart from each other and it takes 30 minutes to drive the mile to the other school w/ all the traffic. I would have been waiting in that line for at least 30 minutes and then have to go pick the other up and deal with another pick up line. thats why I'm done with it, they can ride the bus. I'll drop them off in the morning but not gonna leave work early to deal with that.

whole class had to go to bathroom :hahaha:
seems kinda counterproductive... my oldest woulda been going to the bathroom every hour just to fuk with the teacher :lol:
 
its beyond a ridiculous policy, they get out of school 10 minutes apart from each other and it takes 30 minutes to drive the mile to the other school w/ all the traffic. I would have been waiting in that line for at least 30 minutes and then have to go pick the other up and deal with another pick up line. thats why I'm done with it, they can ride the bus. I'll drop them off in the morning but not gonna leave work early to deal with that.

whole class had to go to bathroom :hahaha:
seems kinda counterproductive... my oldest woulda been going to the bathroom every hour just to fuk with the teacher :lol:

That policy is terrible. I'm still struggling to understand it.

And yes senco, it's exactly because of children like your son that these schools finally got busted thank fuck:)

The whole time parents were thinking their kids were just regressing in potty training or whatever but the schools had the nerve to try to punish kids for plotting out a roster for when they'd take breaks.

Jimmy Marbles: Ok Josh, you go at 9:05, Phillipe you're at 9:15, Consuela you're at 9:25 etc. If we space this out well enough we'll never have to listen to Ms Cratchet yap about phonics

So the schools sent notes home punishing these little brainiacs and the parents were like wtf kind of policy is this in the first place???? OF COURSE kids would sort out how to fuck you over.

The most funny part is that some of these kids were like 5yo and they had this scheduling shit down pat :lmao:

Good on them though. I would've given my son a gift for screwing with the system. Parents were worried that their kids were going backwards and it was all because of this stupid fucking policy. If it were in the States there'd be lawsuits galore right now (or I guess might not have happened at all).