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mcbaseball10
Does Mrs. M have any reason to be upset with you? Please keep all matches and lighters away from your house today! This does not sound good Mr. M!
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Living with a woman is a never ending not doing enough story! I know I need to be directed in my daily activities but would appreciate just a little more tack going about it! I need to put my foot down but that means I might feel the pleasure of an orgasm for quite a long time! I'm a pussy! As Bread once stated, "it's all bout the pussy."
 
Mudcat
Here I am with my ex step grand-daughter. She's gotta be about 17 by now. Kind of a cute pic actually, although the stache was clearly up to no good.



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Great pic Muddy! Quite a flavor saving there! :up:
 
MonkeyF0cker
You need the holes so that air gets into the tank and feeds the engine. If the holes are plugged, it will create a vacuum and the engine won't get any gas. Try not filling the tank up so high, MrM.
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Thanks MF! Enough gas came out that was only half full but still coming out! Put an o-ring that probably wasn't the manu. type but seems to have stopped spraying out! Just starting to rain so thankfully will be watching Phils game without being harassed bout not cutting it! MrMonkey wins this battle!
 
MrMonkey
Living with a woman is a never ending not doing enough story! I know I need to be directed in my daily activities but would appreciate just a little more tack going about it! I need to put my foot down but that means I might feel the pleasure of an orgasm for quite a long time! I'm a pussy! As Bread once stated, "it's all bout the pussy."
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Yes, put your foot down. And wank right in the living room, preferably while watching a porn/soft porn movie. You will send a strong message. It's all about your dick not pussy.
 
MrMonkey
Living with a woman is a never ending not doing enough story! I know I need to be directed in my daily activities but would appreciate just a little more tack going about it! I need to put my foot down but that means I might feel the pleasure of an orgasm for quite a long time! I'm a pussy! As Bread once stated, "it's all bout the pussy."
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:lol:
 
This eHarmony site really seems to have something up its ass though. I figured I would take the next step and post a few pics on my profile. So I post a straight up pic of myself and a couple other regular headshots. Then naturally I figure I should have the cast of my teeth on there so I upload that. Add a little humor and art and personality to my profile. Of course.

They rejected it. My teeth are against the rules. They rejected the pic of the cast of my teeth.

Just to be sure it wasn't some strange mistake, I uploaded that other pic with the Jeopardy pen in the teeth and the sunglasses. Rejected.

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Mudcat
This eHarmony site really seems to have something up its ass though. I figured I would take the next step and post a few pics on my profile. So I post a straight up pic of myself and a couple other regular headshots. Then naturally I figure I should have the cast of my teeth on there so I upload that. Add a little humor and art and personality to my profile. Of course.

They rejected it. My teeth are against the rules. They rejected the pic of the cast of my teeth.

Just to be sure it wasn't some strange mistake, I uploaded that other pic with the Jeopardy pen in the teeth and the sunglasses. Rejected.

:fok:
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Unfair advantage is their take I suppose...
 
Cougar Bait
Let's see that profile Muddy.
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I have fuck all to show you. You just answer a bunch of questions. You rate where you stand on a scale of 1-7 for, like, a couple hundred different dimensions. There is very little room for free-styling.

I mean, there is a profile. You just don't write it yourself. They (their computer?) generate a personality profile for you based on your answers to the survey. It's full of half-baked conclusions and generalities. I might bitch about how it's only quasi-accurate but who cares since it's going to put anyone who reads it to sleep anyway?




Wanna see a sample? Here, this is directly from my profile. There are about 15 blurbs like this:




A General Description of How You Interact with Others

You are important. So are other people, especially if they are in trouble. You have a tender heart, but you know how to establish and keep personal boundaries. You are empathetic and compassionate, but you also believe that it's best if people solve their own problems and learn to take care of themselves, if they are able.

You are deeply moved by the needs of others, but you know that if you don't take good care of yourself, you'll wind up being of no use to anyone. So yours is a thoughtful compassion. You strive to be fair and sensible, taking care of others while also taking care of yourself.

When someone really is in trouble, you like to collaborate with them toward a solution; they do their part, you do yours. You consider carefully, and respond in a sensible way; they do their part, and together you move through the difficulty.

You seldom act impulsively; rather, when a problem arises, you take your time to think through the situation. This contemplative quality usually means that you'll arrive at a diplomatic solution, one that's fair for the other person and also fair to you. It's frequently a win/win situation.





Would you like to see the other 14? I sure wouldn't.

Fuck eHarmony.
 
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