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Now this is a beatdown.

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Dayum.

http://www.cnn.com/2011/CRIME/08/03/california.homeless.death.police/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

(Not trying to get the cop haters going again really, but this one is pretty bad.)
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I think the homeless man, whom I've seen with a baby under his chin in other cuts of that pic........ was taken to a safe quariteened area, a place with unicorns and all the beer you want...


I think the "beat up" picture is really Ryan Dunn....... and he was alive but in serious condition when the pic was taken, but johnny knoxville and bam margherra killed him, when they filmed a stunt of Stevo pooping into ryan's IV, while a hooker tried to get his dick erect with a vicious hand job....

also we never landed on the moon

can't wait for jackass 4
 
I once fuked my knee up real bad in an accident mountain biking with my gf's dad the day before my first track meet....

we were almost 10 miles away from his truck and any help..... he kept tampons in his emergency pack....

two tampons and alot of duct tape allowed me to ride one legged back to the truck, so I could get minor surgery....

I love tampons.... but I REALLY want to get leaches or maggots on a wound before I die
 
seriously though. Al wants to be buried with an apple tree planted over her body.......

kind of weird....

would you eat an apple pie that was made from the tree that your wife was buried under? knowing you'd be eating carbon that came from the carbon of her shell?

if she dies before me, i'm gonna encourage kids to pick those apples and throw them at cars passing by...... but I don't want anyone to eat my Big Al
 
seriously though. Al wants to be buried with an apple tree planted over her body.......

kind of weird....

would you eat an apple pie that was made from the tree that your wife was buried under? knowing you'd be eating carbon that came from the carbon of her shell?

if she dies before me, i'm gonna encourage kids to pick those apples and throw them at cars passing by...... but I don't want anyone to eat my Big Al
 
sorry to continue on with the subject

but when I die, i'd like a WAKE (as i'm very irish) and to be laid out on a pool table in a bar and to have my close friends drink and tell stories around me...... like in "The Wire" I'm not sure that happens anymore in reality......


but I'd still like for it to happen



and y'all are invited....except leadfootfred....

keep close tabs on this thread for further details
 
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