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While rearranging the apartment this weekend, I found out that I'd completely warped the bed's metal frame and that the center wheel had cracked and come undone. This thing does not get the Matty Rain Seal of Approval.

So yeah, I don't mean to brag but I hump like a motherfucker.
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I have broken multiple wood slabs on my bed frame lately too. They can land a man on the moon but they can't make a bed that doesn't break from repeated railings.
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So, I had to send Mrs. Durito some money to pay some of my never ending bills. So I got banned for cussing at the western union woman on the phone so I had to try money gram online. It doesnt go through says I have to call in. So I call in and the woman asks how I know Madeleyne, I say its my wife. She says "have you met her personally or only through the internet"?

I wanted to say, yes we got married through the internet.
 
durito
So, I had to send Mrs. Durito some money to pay some of my never ending bills. So I got banned for cussing at the western union woman on the phone so I had to try money gram online. It doesnt go through says I have to call in. So I call in and the woman asks how I know Madeleyne, I say its my wife. She says "have you met her personally or only through the internet"?

I wanted to say, yes we got married through the internet.
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wowzers. retards.

gl durito.

hope colorado is treating you well.
 
Blitty
Daft, what is your overall synopsis of that sinus surgery you had? I'm still wondering if that would be something for me. Was it worth it?
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Before I had the septoplasty my left nostril was about 98% clogged up about 95% of the time. It was pretty annoying.

Post surgery, my left nostril is not nearly as clogged as it once was.

Is it a huge life changer? Not really but the surgery is not a big deal at all.

I would recommend getting it done.
 
I am starting to get concerned over the lack of chemistry among the people where I work. There is strikingly little chatter that goes on and even less laughter. I mean, I have an excuse. I am the new guy and I need to focus on what I'm doing so as to avoid errors.

I don't know these people. Some of them have known each other for years; I need them to banter with each other so I can pick spots to jump in.

But it is all very somber.

I tried a little joke today. We were shipping an airplane component and it was mentioned that it sells for ~300K. So I sez, "One of these days I'm going to stick one of those under my shirt and sneak out with it - see if I can sell it on the street."

The thing is the size of a large microwave oven. It was a joke.

Buddyboy says, "I think people would notice if you tried to put that under your shirt."



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Seriously.
 
Mudcat
I am starting to get concerned over the lack of chemistry among the people where I work. There is strikingly little chatter that goes on and even less laughter. I mean, I have an excuse. I am the new guy and I need to focus on what I'm doing so as to avoid errors.

I don't know these people. Some of them have known each other for years; I need them to banter with each other so I can pick spots to jump in.

But it is all very somber.

I tried a little joke today. We were shipping an airplane component and it was mentioned that it sells for ~300K. So I sez, "One of these days I'm going to stick one of those under my shirt and sneak out with it - see if I can sell it on the street."

The thing is the size of a large microwave oven. It was a joke.

Buddyboy says, "I think people would notice if you tried to put that under your shirt."



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That feels familiar...
 
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