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Recently I've found myself wondering what your face looks like when you are masturbating. I'm betting it's similar to a guy trying to start a lawnmower.

Close?
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An electric lawnmower?

Yes.

Bread, sometimes after masturbating in the shower I get an intense urge to commit suicide right after I ejaculate, thankfully it only lasts a few seconds and then I don't feel like dying anymore.

( I'm not making this up).

Good thing also that it isn't easy to kill yourself with a bar of wet soap.

I wonder what Inthehole would say about this.
 
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Jsut in the shoewr? only after masturbating in the shower? not just a regular shower?
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It only happens right after ejaculating whilst masturbating in the shower (obviously, 'cause if it happened in the kitchen I'd prolly be dead) (not that I masturbate in the kitchen that much).

I know you guys think it's schtick but I'm being 100% sincere about the suicidal thoughts right after I bust.
Maybe I feel close to god at that moment or something, I dunno.

I should clarify that I'm not sad after orgasm in the shower, I'm high as a kite and feel like "wow, that was great, wouldn't it be great to die RIGHT NOW!"

With my luck I'm gonna die on top of some poor hooker in the back seat of a car after a coronary from orgasm.
Poor broad. I feel bad for her already.
 
It's just funny. We've got these banners all over the place that say

HOS

It's even funnier given the nature of the HOS program. A big part of it is "a place for everything and everything in its place." So things are carefully labeled everywhere. If you looked at my work bench right now you would see labeled spots for tape measure, scissors, stapler, mouse pad. I'm not kidding. It is a primary characteristic of this huge facility that everything is carefully and properly labeled.

It is not unusual for me to be cutting through the production floor on the way back from break and there will be a supply cart in an area labeled SUPPLY CART, and a bunch of red tagged items in an area labeled RED TAG ZONE - and then there will be a pack of women gabbing away directly under a big sign that says HOS.


It amuses me.
 
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It's just funny. We've got these banners all over the place that say

HOS

It's even funnier given the nature of the HOS program. A big part of it is "a place for everything and everything in its place." So things are carefully labeled everywhere. If you looked at my work bench right now you would see labeled spots for tape measure, scissors, stapler, mouse pad. I'm not kidding. It is a primary characteristic of this huge facility that everything is carefully and properly labeled.

It is not unusual for me to be cutting through the production floor on the way back from break and there will be a supply cart in an area labeled SUPPLY CART, and a bunch of red tagged items in an area labeled RED TAG ZONE - and then there will be a pack of women gabbing away directly under a big sign that says HOS.


It amuses me.
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Holy micro-management.

I'm glad you can find humor in it, Muddy, because I think that would probably drive me insane.
 
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