I like a mountain of ketchup, tiny dots of yellow mustard then a sizeable amount of relish on my hot dogs. Applied in that order.
The GF had to prepare a bunch of them for me at the restaurant while I tended to Pogo outside. She completely fokked them up. She drew the thinnest zigzagging swirl of ketchup on my hot dogs. I'm pretty sure she put the mustard on first too.
I will never admit to it but she completely ruined my hot dog experience. My instructions were PRETTY fucking clear.
I'm with MrX, marriage is a drag.