Random thoughts

[Mudcat]

Finally someone acknowledges my lunch bag

 

[Tron]

How about donuts?

Plommer hacked into Jurors account.

 

[Archie]

I had 3 do-nuts this morning

 

[MrMonkey]

Matty, just want to say what a nice, young man you have grown into! Great gal with you! We have to get Fiver a girl! I love that kid!

CGNJ, you had a great time with these guys and Fiver made you laugh! F the internet dating, I saw the list and all the losers! Fiver is a decent looking guy and do you see this quote from him?

I'm not sure if I have a big cock or not I've only been with one girl.

However, I used to rip Nicole pretty good. After we would fuck her pussy would bleed a little because I tore that shit up. I watch too much porn so I know I don't have a porn dick, but it is pretty thick and whatnot.

And no doubt the kid also has the most talented tongue here! Think bout it and don't talk bout it here! Toronto II Weekend?

 

[Matty]

Thank you MrM.

I believe that Fiver is not attracted to CaliGirl.

 

[MrMonkey]

I believe that Fiver is not attracted to CaliGirl.

 

[Blitty]

Thank you MrM.

I believe that Fiver is not attracted to CaliGirl.

Yep. That's what I heard.

 

[stevek173]

A Dating site something like "Single and attachment Free"

- No people with kids
-No people going through divorces or in a relationship
-Everyone must send recent pictures to the site, proven to be recent
-Income must be verified
-Separated into age groups

Bottom fucking line. If you are caught lying on it you are banned and blacklisted on every dating site known on the internet. there would be a "blacklist" similar to that that online casinos like to think they have.

 

[Bay Bud]

i need approximately four cubic feet of general purpose sand and a couple of bags of miracle-gro garden soil.

 

[Archie]

I need I need 128 ounces of Beer

 

[Bay Bud]

I need I need 128 ounces of Beer

i have that and will still have a nice reserve on hand. i will trade you 144 ozs of beer for four cubic feet of sand.

 

[Tron]

Where White Man Went Wrong


Indian Chief "Two Eagles" was asked by a white US government official, "You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done."

The Chief nodded in agreement.

The official continued, "Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?"

The Chief stared at the government official then replied, "When white man find land, Indians running it, no taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water. Women did all the work, Medicine man free. Indian man sons all day hunting and fishing; all night having sex."

Then the Chief leaned back and smiled, "Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that."

 

[Archie]

Where White Man Went Wrong


Indian Chief "Two Eagles" was asked by a white US government official, "You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done."

The Chief nodded in agreement.

The official continued, "Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?"

The Chief stared at the government official then replied, "When white man find land, Indians running it, no taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water. Women did all the work, Medicine man free. Indian man sons all day hunting and fishing; all night having sex."

Then the Chief leaned back and smiled, "Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that."

word

i'm glad they improved on the little land with LEFT them with

yay alcoholism, casinos, and bingo

 

[Mudcat]

Sometimes I think about the world 100,000 years from now. Not 20 years, not 50 years, not 200 years.

100,000.

100,000 years from now will come and there will be something going on here.

I wonder what that shit will be.

 

[Tron]

The White Sox announcer who says, "HE GONE", really annoys me.

I don't know what exactly bothers me about him. It must be a personal thing.

 

[Matty]

Sometimes I think about the world 100,000 years from now. Not 20 years, not 50 years, not 200 years.

100,000.

100,000 years from now will come and there will be something going on here.

I wonder what that shit will be.

gamelivechat.com

battery-powered jetpacks

cell phones that won't drop calls in a crowded urban setting

 

[Jello]

The White Sox announcer who says, "HE GONE", really annoys me.

I don't know what exactly bothers me about him. It must be a personal thing.

No no. You're right. He needs to die.

You don't need to be able to explain why you hate somebody and want them to die. Just ask Wally. He'll tell you.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

Sometimes I think about the world 100,000 years from now. Not 20 years, not 50 years, not 200 years.

100,000.

100,000 years from now will come and there will be something going on here.

I wonder what that shit will be.

100,000 years? The only thing that I know is that it will be devoid of mankind.