Random thoughts

[roguejuror]

Steve as a fat mall security

 

[stevek]

I'm not fat though.

 

[roguejuror]

Muddy ever since I got a waterproof smartphone I give baths to it

 

[Mudcat]

Sounds about right

 

[roguejuror]

apparently if you eat camel meat the hump is the special thing, the most expensive chunk at the market

muddy if you were my dinner guest I would cook the hump for you, but not Steve I would give him hoof soup

 

[stevek]

I'll eat whatever you give me tbh.

Ty.

 

[Mudcat]

I appreciate the sentiment but I'm not sure I see myself chowing down on hump.

 

[Mudcat]

It is suddenly dawning on me, I haven't seen one of my superintendants for quite awhile. Months.

He's an old dude - very old. He had been showing increasing signs of dementia-ish-ness for a few years now.

But you'd always see him around. Wandering around the grounds out front - or in the laundry room. I would frankly avoid him so I didn't get dragged into one of his rambles.

Except not for a few months now.

I wonder if the old dude died or something.

 

[Mudcat]

I used to have a paper shredder but I don't have it any more.

I do have a barbecue though.

 

[roguejuror]

I wonder if the old dude died or something.

Poor old man is probably rotted in his apartment

 

[Mudcat]

He's got a wife. She's a bit younger. (like 70 versus 85 ???)

I saw her today.

If I don't gain any new information in the next few days I'll have to figure out a strategic way to address their holiday bonus card. I already have to avoid any mention of Christmas because they're Jehovah's Witnesses. Not that that's any big deal. But I usually write their names on there.

I don't know. I can't assume I would have heard if something happened. I'm always out of the loop on things. Same thing at work. Guys get fired and I don't know about it for two weeks.

It really is weird how long I've gone without seeing the guy.

Hmmm.

 

[stevek]

Johnny Depp insists that he didn't throw an iPhone at Amanda Heard's face.

But you know what?

I think he did that shit, I really do.

 

[Mudcat]

I'm not interested in fighting the so-called War Against Christmas.

Every once in awhile someone lays that on me - how they're pissed when people say Happy Holidays instead of Marry Christmas - and I can tell they expect me to join in.

I guess because I'm very white and old.

But no. If I never hear the word Christmas again in my life, I'd be pretty happy about that.

 

[reno cool]

I'm a little conflicted when people tell me Merry Christmas. I never wanna be an ass to someone who's trying to be friendly and well meaning. But it feels like as a Jew, even an atheist one, I can't be going around uttering Christmas greetings. So it usually goes something like "yeah thanks, you too". Occasionally throw in a Happy New Year

 

[Blitty]

The tellers at the bank are becoming extra annoying as fuck.


‘How is your day going?’

‘What are your plans for the weekend?’

‘Hope you have a merry christmas!’


My day was going fine before this forced stranger small talk.

Like why haven’t machines fully displaced you yet.

 

[roguejuror]

Next time tell them you're going to a swingers orgy

 

[stevek]

And invite them.

"Hey, my wife swings, you wanna go with us?"

 

[reno cool]

The tellers at the bank are becoming extra annoying as fuck.


‘How is your day going?’

‘What are your plans for the weekend?’

‘Hope you have a merry christmas!’


My day was going fine before this forced stranger small talk.

Like why haven’t machines fully displaced you yet.

I always figure they ask you questions because they're mandated by the government to make sure you're not acting or doing anything that can be considered suspicious