Random thoughts

[stevek]

Exactly like a fatass bitch. Gross at first, but once you get her all spread out it's not so bad.

 

[Mudcat]

I guess I was overly casual with my shopping and I brought home 1-ply toilet paper.

I am not exaggerating when I say it is the worst thing that ever happened in my life.

 

[Blitty]

Fold a sheet of 1-ply to make 2-ply.

-Albert Einstein

 

[Mudcat]

Weird thing with 1-ply toilet paper tho: you'd think you could just fold it and it would be the same as multi-ply. Not really. It's semi-comparable when you leave it dry but if you dampen it for a wet wipe, it turns into a weird putty-like substance.

It's like wiping your ass with putty.

Well not putty exactly - some kind of extra-terrestrial slabby thing. Like what Neptunians would wipe their very strange, alien asses with.


Worst thing that ever happened in my life.

 

[Matty]

The Cashmere Envirocare stuff is not much better than 1-ply. Supposed to be 2-ply but it's almost see-through and it instantly disintegrates as it contacts anything else.

If this is what it takes to save the planet, I say let's focus on colonizing Mars.

 

[Blitty]

You primitive humans need Dude Wipes.

 

[Mudcat]

I could of course just chuck the whole package of 1-ply toilet paper and move on. I can take the hit budget-wise.

But then I think of the starving kids in West Virginia.

Doesn't feel right.

 

[Tron]

You primitive humans need Dude Wipes.

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It’s hard to believe that there are people out there that don’t use these.

 

[Mudcat]

There is a scene in Goodfellas where a bunch of old mob guys are in jail - but they are obviously running the joint and they have elaborate meal preparations going on.

The one guy is slicing garlic with a razor blade - and he is slicing it super thin so it will liquefy as soon as it hits the hot pan. He is slicing it so it basically can't be any thinner.

I believe my current 1-ply toilet paper must have been created by that guy and his razor blade.

 

[Mudcat]

I'm about to fire up the Q and do some burgers. It's not my usual burgers. Usually I buy a big wad of ground beef and make my own patties by hand.

But this time, largely due to laziness resulting from working so goddamn much these last couple months, I said fuck it and bought a box of premade patties.

These are Stuffed Burgers. It seems there is a bunch of cheese and bacon right in the middle of the patty.

So that brings up a question. Normally when I cook burgers I put some cheddar on top for the last couple minutes to melt on there. But since these burgers have already got cheese in them, do I still do that?



Yes. The answer is yes.

 

[reno cool]

at least you have a reason for your laziness . not me

 

[Mudcat]

Man, those were some nice burgers. I'm just glad, with the weather we're having, they didn't get blown off my balcony - BBQ and all - and end up in frikkin Oz or something.

It's a bit windy round here is what I'm saying.

 

[roguejuror]

It could have flown all the way to Matty's

 

[stevek]

I frequently see woodpeckers out my window and I don't know what to think of them. Are they very cool or are they idiots?

They bash their heads against the tree which is kind of a bad-ass, fuck-the-world attitude.

But it's also a bit idiotic.

I wonder if Muddy found out if the woodpeckers are cool or if they're idiots?

 

[superconductor]

I wonder if Muddy found out if the woodpeckers are cool or if they're idiots?

still crushing the poker? in vegas?

 

[stevek]

Nah, working part time job in security in another part of the country that will go full time soon enough. I like it. Im kind of like Blart in Mall Cop except more useless. Looking to get back to poker as a supplemental income.


How are you?

 

[reno cool]

I can picture that

 

[superconductor]

I can picture that

picture what?