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:lmao: word.

The company I'll be working for actually has kind of a funny dynamic. They bought a bunch of incorrect numbers that are close to numbers for TV companies, so we sell the people that dial the wrong number. It's all inbound, so I would think it'd be a cakewalk for a dude with 10+ years experience as a loan officer and that is used to bombing cold calls. The base pay kind of sucks but there is bonus potential. There are a lot of call centers around here so if it sucks I can just find something else to save for


At which point I'll get a tat on my arm with the cards 8/10 of spades to make the nits think it's a favorite hand and that I play shit cards, since I'll be acting like a drunk tourist and all. Then when they catch on, I'll just switch casinos. I've done that shit in numerous casinos in Pa and it works, but you can't keep shitting on your home turf. When I smoked crack with big country and was about to puke all over the table to the tune of $400+ prof at Parks was the most recent and probably the most hilarious one. Crack is fun.

Rogie my Vegas blog thread here will be epic, just you wait. man.

But yeah these jobs in the meantime will suck. Whatever.

If I make it as a player I won't have to work a shit job ever again.
 
That's exactly what the Vegas plan is man, all in. For now I have to work to save money to really go for it instead of messing around turning a few hundred into a few thousand and either donking it off playing over my head, drinking it away, spending it at strip clubs or whatever else. My win rate at 1/2 is very sick and out there no one will know how I play which is HUGH and I can surf high hand bonus opportunities. Nitty game? Go elsewhere. Boom. When I get a paycheck or two from this job there's a local casino out here I can bang around in on days off to hopefully accelerate things.

So the status is on hiatus for now but looking to take it to a higher level than ever.
 
I love it when sexy girls are silly. Yesterday walking I see these two maybe 22 year old hotties driving around, the driver is this Spanish hottie and I take a double take because of her hotness. They pull into McD's and are leaving as I'm passing the exit of the driveway. The hottie keeps starting and stopping her car, fucking with me so I'm not supposed to know if I can cross or not. She looks at me and says as her friend is dying "sorry for being a dick, this guy just fucked up my order". I look at her and say "that is FUCKED UP." She bursts out giggling with her friend. They were looking pretty stoned.

Silliness, I like it.

COOL STORY BRO
 
Nah man, that's the whole reason I haven't been in mortgages, when I wanted to come back to that one company I worked for they would only pay commish as opposed to the salary+mish I had been making. I don't have reserves so I can't do that. I tried to with recruiting, shit didn't close and I fell on my face. This job is not too good of an hourly wage at all but it has possible bonuses. I really didn't like that they had one hourly wage online in their ad but the wage for the first 90 days is lower. Maxipad does not like bait and switch techniques so I have been really putting my resume out there before I start there. .

Right now I'm a little excited, just got a voicemail from another company close by with outstanding reviews from employees on Glassdoor, and I do think we could end up being friends. We might level up without even starting job #1, so we'll see.
 
The sound on those $17 headphones is nice! I highly recommend them. The polo is nice as well despite what Mattieu thinks, especially for 12 buckaroonies. Ima order another one. Not all of us can afford to wear top of the line shit! Ordered an umbrella too, all of it with gift cards from doing surveys. Next is some nice sunglasses.

I've called that GM for the telecommunications company that left me a voicemail back 3 times with no answer. Looking like Maxipad will be sticking with job #1, at least for now.

I've determined Cage the Elephant as 2nd tier, very binge-worthy, much like the Arctic Monkeys. Good find.

I thought Muddy brought up a good point about ears. Best not to think about them.
 
Never heard back from that one manager, whatever. Just got a new one for a canvassing position with a window company. That would be a lot more annoying than sitting on my ass selling inbound calls, but let's see what they pay. This is about one stack of high society for Vegas, and nothing else. Some pain might be necessary.

#surfingshitjobs
 
25 hours a week though and a two bus commute though.

I do like that company but that's not enough hours for that commute, for not that much more per hour.

We are still on

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THEY HAVE ME

This will be one annoying ass Winter but I'll be smiling ear to ear in the Spring as my workday consists of researching which casino to take my drunk tourist but actually a very pre-calculated poker shark act to.

You people with real jobs are such assholes. Fuck you.
 
My main issue at the poker tables is headphones or no headphones. 99% of poker talk annoys me. The complaining. The dumb conversations among the old, snobby nits. The thing is though, headphones are an immediate indicator of a grinder/shark. A tourist ain't swinging by with high-grade headphones on to help him concentrate.

So it's a bit of a conundrum, to headphone or not. I normally choose to headphone but it blows my cover, and I have some bad news for you guys. Starting Monday I will be around much less to share thoughts such as this during the day.

So enjoy it while you can.
 
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