Random thoughts

[Blitty]

Humans be like: “Let’s set up an establishment in a frozen tundra area where it will be miserable to live in for 8 months a year”

 

[Matty]

*6 months

 

[Mudcat]

I have a temporary crown on one of my molars right now and it is loose. It will sit in place to some extent but certain things make it come unseated.

I wonder if I will swallow it.

 

[MrMonkey]

Honestly, this is Cosby's lawyer?

GUILTY!!!

 

[max headroom]

I don't see how falling asleep during the trial and your client, who happens to be one of the biggest celebs of all time and gets 30 years, isn't a good look.

 

[Matty]

Resemble means "to look like".

You do not "resemble" that remark. You resent it.



Edit - I've just been made aware that the "resemble" line originates from the Three Stooges.

Disregard the above and carry on.

:

 

[reno cool]

and let that be a lesson to you

 

[Mudcat]

 

[Mudcat]

I'll soon be mailing my poop, yes I will
I'll soon be mailing my poop

 

[max headroom]

Don't.

It's a federal offense man.

 

[roguejuror]

Don't.

It's a federal offense man.

Not in Canada

 

[max headroom]

Oh, that's right Rogie.

Muddy wins again.

He's pretty good at that winning thing, just check out his sig plays.

 

[Mudcat]

No but the doctor has me doing a colon cancer home screening thing - there's a little kit - and you smear your poop here and there and then mail it to a testing lab. Postage is in fact prepaid by the federal government.

Just for the hell of it, I'm going to include a little note that says

WANT SOME ??

 

[max headroom]

I cannot believe you just said that.

Also, I can.

 

[Mudcat]

Okay. I have done my third sample and everything has gone into the proper foil envelope - and then into the big envelope - along with the doctor's requisition. My poop is ready to mail.

There are no mailboxes super-handy on my commute to work though. Well, not that I know of. Who is even aware of mailbox locations any more?

I know where one is. It's over there. I'll probably stick my poop in there tomorrow when things are more relaxed.

I'll keep my envelope of poop around the house for another day.

 

[roguejuror]

Seal the envelope with poop also

 

[Mudcat]

I didn't do that. I'll say this though: when it came time to lick the envelope, I thought about it longer than I normally would.

 

[max headroom]

I actually got pretty good at gambling but I think I might decide to be a rockstar pretty soon.

It's weird, and I didn't just say that.

Blitty - I really didn't just say that.

Matty - I didn't just say that.

Rogie - I definitely didn't just say that.

I didn't say that. You didn't say that. She didn't say that.

She definitely did NOT just say that.