Random thoughts

[Blitty]

What if blue was really red and green was actually orange? Who can say for certain?

 

[Mudcat]

If girls with large breasts work at Hooters, then do girls with one leg work at IHOP?

 

[Archie]

What if blue was really red and green was actually orange? Who can say for certain?

Blitty just got to the 3rd grade school lunch room deep philosophical stuff.

 

[Archie]

if a turtle loses its shell, is it naked or homeless?

why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways?

 

[Bay Bud]

got a trial run of gazpacho marinating in the fridge. will report back tomorrow when there's something to report

 

[Mudcat]

What do you want from me Magibon?

 

[Bread]

Dood that is real life anime. Look at those eyes!

 

[Tron]

Tony LaRussa looks more and more like Michael in the Halloween movies everyday

 

[Cougar Bait]

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[senco78]

I got hereditary gut problems and it sucks.
think I might got some mutant bacterial fungal amoebas foking with my guts

 

[wal66]

Mmike, sometimes I think God created some of us just to fuck with.

 

[senco78]

I agree...if there is a GOD, or maybe the big bang theory is a puppet master
but who is this mmike you speak of?

 

[Mudcat]

I was at an outdoor concert in the park this evening and I needed to go to the bathroom but the men's room door was locked. Around behind the rest station there was a bush and things were breaking up so there wasn't anyone around and it was dark and I needed to go bad - so I took a leak on the bush.

I've felt really good ever since. I guarantee I wouldn't have felt so good if I peed in the indoor urinal.

 

[Bread]

Is it kinda like when Walt gets horny at the school meeting and ends up banging his wife in the car right outside the police station, and she asks him why the sex was suddenly so good, and he answers "Because it was illegal." ?

 

[Blitty]

Bread, just put me down like old yeller. It's time.

 

[Bread]

Actually after going full out with you for a weekend, I compare you more to Marley. I think your stomach is twisted.

Either way, I'll fuckin' put you down.

 

[tullamore]

I am hungry, I wish I lived near a waffle house.

Waffles, and a frappe thats a breakfast.

 

[Tron]

Dood that is real life anime. Look at those eyes!

Look at those teeth.