Random thoughts

[eggs]

I've had some AWESOME sessions man, seriously. Totally takes your mind off things when you're blindfolded, covered in whipped cream/candle wax, strapped down and being whipped then having ass/pussy forced onto your face and you'd better eat it right or HARD whipping ensues. At the end if you've earned it you get that release of them finally riding you, it's unbelievable and highly recommended.

Normal sex is mostly boring, especially with a condom.

 

[roguejuror]

candle wax i've done, strapped down never

 

[eggs]

It unbelievable, but make sure you REALLY know and trust the person, as this can happen.

 

[eggs]

Rogie only two people responded to one of my alias' latest statuses about the pizza, one AJ

and the other Csizzle.

All I'm fuckin sayin man.

That shit is uplifting to me.

 

[roguejuror]

I saw a black albino Rasheen Lyons in there, always wanted one of those

 

[Mudcat]

Smells musty in here right now. I don't know why.

Is that a universally understood term? Musty? As in a musty smell?

Cuz that's what I got.

Musty.

 

[eggs]

Close your legs.

 

[eggs]

They say stay in your Lane boy

Lane boy

We go where we want to

 

[roguejuror]

did you get in a car crash?

 

[eggs]

Got smashed last night but partially not my fault as I asked for one shot and must have gotten the equivalent of 8

Hit in a waitress and was denied but we still had fun

Then played poker like a drunk donkey and won a little

Then played blackjack like a donk and won a little

Then somehow drove to the wrong hotel on the wrong state 40 min or something from where I should have been

Alls well that ends well I guess

My brain hurts

-that guy

 

[eggs]

did you get in a car crash?

Very thankfully no

 

[roguejuror]

good mourning

 

[eggs]

good mourning

Mornin broseph

Home now that trip is over

I crushed

I'd like to thank Sklansky, Harrington and the academy

Taking the day off to do dinner with miracle grow and Egypt. A little beer a lot of laughs and getting to know electronics.

Maybe tomorrow off too, gym, returns laundry maybe a new shirt. Then to Maryland to politely tangle with the big boys

#thuglife

 

[eggs]

What looks like a very nice girl just made me a favorite on a dating site and I think we'll grab a coffee or whatever. Ima be nice and see what happens. I mean if she wants to.

PLEASE NO CAR BOMBS THIS TIME 174, I'M TOO FUCKING TIRED MAN.

 

[roguejuror]

pof.com?

 

[eggs]

Yeah, I iz about to has a teh date.

She's totally nice man, no angle playing no bs just straight nice and fun. I think she might actually be able to calm me down a little.

 

[eggs]

Date might not happen, she's a little annoyed that I'm tough to follow sometimes. Big surprise.

Still might though.

It's good she knows before we (potentially) meet that I'm completely fucked.

 

[eggs]

Anyone else playing Wawa's Hoagiequest this month?