Random thoughts

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I have found my favorite dive near my go to casino lately

Great service, quiet and even a little bar/restaurant to get blotto in and see if I can into some pussayyyy, which I will do after today's session.




#goteamdouche

 

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No girls there.

Why am I taking my 3rd shit of the morning?

Fuck me.

 

[MrMonkey]

Question:

Why am I taking my 3rd shit of the morning?

Answer:

Shrimp cocktail
Steak, NY strip
Guinness , 6

Burp

 

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Thank you, I thought I might have to pull the trigger on Depends today!

Let's save that for tomorrow!

 

[roguejuror]

Depends = more time at the table !

 

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Truth man. I saw these guys hit the bad beat at a spot yesterday. We're talking hundreds of thousands of dollars man. Security guards walking them out. Imarine missing that when in the crapper? I'm getting Depends AND a colostomy bag.

 

[Mudcat]

You especially need them to play the slots. You CANNOT be in the John when the big jackpot comes to your machine.

 

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No just poker.

 

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Depends = more time at the table !

You see that brief fight with Christina about the word funner? She won so fucking quickly man.

It was A,T A

 

[roguejuror]

I actually saw a video of her, real doll face

 

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She might end up murdering me if this poker thing goes nationwide.

 

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Was at the goodwill store today, I've never been in one of those. I bought all this stuff for the new place and somehow it only came to $85 with a 2 dollar donation. Cool clothes, bunch of stuff for the kitchen. Cool clothes. Trivia Pursuit with an add on addition. Jeopardy. Some keyboard thing for my new tablet that doesn't work, will return that. We're talking full couches and tables for 30 bones.

We'll be friends.

 

[roguejuror]

Isn't all that donated used stuff?

 

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Yep

Some burnout's trash is my treasure

 

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I actually saw a video of her, real doll face

Just saw that, wow

 

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I need a team of hot women to whip me into shape. Like if some dude is like man you should workout or dude you shouldn't drink so much or whatever for the most part I'm like how about a nice cup of go fuck yourself. Beautiful women though, I respect all that time and effort they put into being beautiful so much and I can't help but be honest. So yeah a team of beautiful women whipping me into shape would be ideal.

 

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Blurryface is transcendent Al

How did Tyler know?

 

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I'm running on coffee energy. Smashing this table.

Is it time to go home to ensure a safe drive?