Random thoughts

[bacon]

adorable!

 

[Mudcat]

Fun-size rocket propelled grenade.

 

[mrquincy]

#holdmyjuicebox

Gosh. I want to fire one of those. Maybe at an old car or something... they should make that a thing.

 

[bacon]

Every night I get this text message "there are 10 people you may know on Facebook. Send them requests https://fb.com/;/1Qjl4v6SK1fZ1fk" and I find it incredibly rude. There is no way to stop it I guess.

Whatever.

 

[roguejuror]

Gosh. I want to fire one of those. Maybe at an old car or something... they should make that a thing.

Blitty fired one of them in Cambodia

 

[Blitty]

True story.

 

[Mudcat]

Trees.

 

[Mudcat]

Muscle memory.

 

[reno cool]

mudcat's fading away

 

[Mudcat]

Who's a good boy!


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[Mudcat]

I just encountered the word smegma. I actually know what it means and dammit, it's not something I want to think about.

I would be okay with going the rest of my life without the word smegma.

 

[reno cool]

maybe a good boy, but how do you run half a marathon and finish in any place?

 

[Matty]

a half-marathon

not half a marathon

you're welcome

 

[reno cool]

ah good job Matty

 

[Matty]

A half-marathon is for people who only want to be half as annoying with their training progress on Facebook.

Perfect distance for semi-considerate narcissists.

 

[reno cool]

ok one more question? Why does the 2nd pic look like a basset hound and the 1st does not?

 

[roguejuror]

smegma porn

it's a thing

 

[Mudcat]

Oh my heavens.