Random thoughts

[Mudcat]

Sometimes I will see a woman and she looks good from a distance but then I get closer in and she has a bow-tie shaped mouth.

Like, when she smiles. Bow-tie shaped.

I don't like a bow-tie shaped smile.

 

[Matty]

 

[bacon]

The sound on my big high def TV went, if I turn it to any listenable volume it is basically crackling.

So that sucks, and so do all of you, you can suck my fuckin dick.

 

[roguejuror]

Give it a little shake.

 

[bacon]

No good, ty for trying though.

 

[Mudcat]

See here's an example.

Basic pic - looking pretty good.

However up close, bow-tie shaped mouth

 

[reno cool]

oh great, another thing I have to watch out for. Thanx pal

 

[Mudcat]

Yap.

 

[Valorem]

Poof

 

[Matty]

It was a great ending.

 

[bacon]

Yeah it was.

 

[Matty]

You don't mean it.

 

[bacon]

How'd you know that? Did you?

 

[bacon]

Mysterious follow up bowel movement just now, not sure where it came from. Mild ass explosion, smelled awful and there was corn. I almost dropped my phone just prior as well - but I didn't.

 

[Mudcat]

A lot of times I hear people saying you should go with your gut.

I feel like most people should not go with their gut.

 

[Mudcat]

Also, is it a really good idea to follow your dreams?

Prolly not.

 

[bacon]

Depends on the dream. I had one last night where I was at dinner at a place with my family and I had already had a steamed lobster dinner so I just wanted something to munch on but they kept giving me additional lobster dinners. The manager was arguing with me about how could I not want their most expensive meal why do I keep sending it back then I woke up. I don't think I want to follow that dream. Or maybe I do, I don't know.

 

[Mudcat]

Where I live - a place called Port Credit - it is Buskerfest weekend. Parts of roads and parks are closed off and dedicated so that obscure people - buskers - can do their obscure little acts and beg for money in the most undignified ways.

It is a yearly thing, Port Credit Buskerfest.

I just went for groceries and my usual road where I turn off was blockaded. NBD - there is a simple plan B route-wise. Loud music was blaring from the road beside the parking lot of my store. I wandered over to it but nothing was going on. Just loud music blaring out of speakers apropos of nothing.

Well anyway, good to know that if I get a hankering to watch a guy with a multi-colored Mohawk squeeze his body through a toilet seat, or something of that ilk, and then try to shame me into giving 20 dollars for it, I am in the right place in the world.