Random thoughts

[betplom]

Thanks for speeding it up.

:thumbsup:

 

[roguejuror]

What were you doing in a boat?

 

[Matty]

Corporate cruise. Afternoon of nonchalant fun with colleagues.

 

[Tron]

The fokken king of Toronto

 

[Matty]

lookit houser

we got dapper blacks up here

 

[roguejuror]

panoramic

 

[betplom]

lookit houser

we got dapper blacks up here

Just don't let him be in charge of any office sports contests.

 

[Matty]

That guy was a dirty nigger.

 

[roguejuror]

 

[betplom]

That guy was a dirty nigger.

Looking back his scam was funny.

How could he not win that contest with the ability to change his plays after games had started?

 

[Matty]

My wife's new boss is named Aristotle. His daughter is Artemis.

Me - Named after savants and gods. That's not pretentious at all.
Wife - They're Greek.
Me - They better be.

 

[bacon]

Heavy stuff

 

[housepicks]

Wedding yesterday.
Fn hammered.


even still now

 

[Mudcat]

I just trimmed my ear hair.

Do you ever trim your ear hair?

I just did that.

 

[MrMonkey]

Wedding yesterday.
Fn hammered.


even still now

:

 

[bacon]

Made nachos last night with a ton of cheese and jalapenos. Spent most of the night farting, very loud ones with no definitive smell. Stomach was rumbling. Normal morning bowel movement was followed up by an explosive diarreah bm that left my asshole burning. I know, that's half the reason you eat the jalapenos in the first place, and boy did it deliver. I love a burning asshole.

 

[roguejuror]

That's it we getting a mobile friendly makeover

 

[Matty]