Random thoughts

[MrX]

Translate to Mandarin to German to French. Include a sorry somewhere.

 

[Mudcat]

What we do with our findings emails is send them in english, then under that in big honking red letters, GOOGLE TRANSLATE, then under that the translation.

If that's not good enough, blow me.

 

[Matty]

English-only would be better. Reading gibberish is insulting and is a clear indication that you don't give a fuck. Acknowledging your email's shortcomings would be a show of good faith.

Just sayin'.

 

[bacon]

If you two don't calm down you're going in timeout

again

-bb thread administration

 

[Mudcat]

I wasn't telling Matty to blow me. It was directed at an imaginary ungrateful bastard who should be glad they're getting any kind of warranty coverage at all, when really I should just decline on the grounds of not liking the cut of their jib.

 

[bacon]

Alright time out thread has been lifted.

For now.

 

[Matty]

the impersonal you

it's a thing

 

[bacon]

Be sure you do not ride this tricycle down that ski jump. If you aren't sure why you should not ride this tricycle down that ski jump you should probably find something else to do.

 

[bacon]

Baconator wakes up and his phone is hot as fok with 2 messages one saying the battery is overheating and to remove it and another one saying the heat sensors are overloading. Baconator normally sleeps with Iheart Radio and the phone plugged in to the wall, if you do both at the same time it keeps getting hotter and hotter.

Baconator does not heart fires and is glad he's not one of those people u read about who woke up to their phone on fire.

 

[Valorem]

I have done something that I never thought I would do in my life...

I opted to enforce a No Contact Rule

have an associate that only respects a person if they ignore or treat her like crap...

Dont know if I am doing it to get away from her or to appear better...such an odd circumstance..

Tell you that knowing I will not reply unless it is a dire emergency has made my day better than worse.

 

[Mudcat]

I think I have a sausage thief in my home. It keeps happening where I look for sausages in my freezer - and there are none.

Doesn't happen with all the other stuff I cook in large batches and then freeze in single servings. I generally go through life with a good feeling for how much pork tenderloin, chicken thighs, hamburgers etc. etc. I have. But it keeps happening with sausages. I thought I had like 5 meals worth but I'm out.

I'd like a sausage to cut up and put on a pizza this evening ---> can't find one.

Seems like just a couple weeks ago I made a special point of buying extra sausages because of this very effect. Whole fokken barbecue rack of hot Italian sausages. 24 or some damn thing. I wrapped them up in 1's and 3's and stuck them in the freezer.

Can I find a single sausage for my pizza tonight?

Nay fleabag.

Gotta be a sausage thief.

 

[Mudcat]

Just looked again - found two 3-packs of sausages.

I swear I looked everywhere before. It is not a huge freezer. And I did not give up easy. I looked everywhere and found no sausages.


Someone is stealing my sausages and then returning them.

 

[bacon]

Sorry I'll stop, was bored.

 

[Mudcat]

Don't toy with my pizza bro.

 

[Mudcat]

Muse, Absolution

followed by

Steely Dan, The Royal Scam



Best. Housecleaningmusic. Ever.

 

[Cami]

lol Muddy, I overlook things far too often.

 

[Cami]

A couple of occurrences, that I legit thought happened two or more weeks ago, Steve has informed only happened a week ago. One of which, he may be correct about, and the other occasion, I feel certain was two weeks ago, have I lost all concept of time? Is my every day life becoming one big blur? Fok me, I need a vacation, a shit ton of sleep, and some adderall.

 

[Matty]

Inside subway station, old black guy with a prosthetic leg is using the payphone while visibly clutching a cell phone in his left hand, his arm resting up on the payphone. He's yelling:

-Hello? Yeah. I lost my phone. I cannot call you, I lost my phone, that's why. What? I LOST MY PHONE, what can I say, I lost my phone. Yeah I lost my phone. I lost my phone. I cannot call you.