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I ran into a super nice person the other day. I was driving along a regular suburban road and I needed to make a left turn. Just had to wait for the car coming the other way to pass.

But then he starts slowing down. I got no idea what he's doing. He's got no stop sign. Has he had a stroke? No fucking idea.

He gradually comes to a complete stop. I squint through the dirty windshields and weather to see motion coming from him. What's he doing? Oh, he's waving me to turn in front of him. He is just that nice that he stops when he doesn't need to. He actually slows me down considerably than if he had just carried on his way normally.

But he's nice dammit. See the super niceness?
 
Just got back from the bacon store.

First, they had my prescription ready. I phoned it in 2 days ago and I think this is the first time I have done that, then gone in to pick it up sometime after the automated system told me it would be ready - and it was ready. Usually it is a process of rummaging through a number of drawers and then shooting me a look of helpless panic - and then checking something on the computer - then informing me they will dispense it RIGHT NOW and would I like to have a seat for 20 minutes?

But no - it was right there.

Also I wanted a calendar - and they had a display of those - and I picked one out with the theme Baby Animals - omygawd CUTE - and the price tag said $9.99 - but the actual price they charged me when I got to check-out - I guess because they get discounted once the new year starts - was $2.81.



Best. Triptothebaconstore. Ever.
 
I gotta say tho, even though this Very Cherry Frooten Cottontail gives you a grand rogering up the butt as pertains to the count on the cherries, it is a somewhat different mix of the other ingredients which I find superior to the regular frooten cottontail.

Yap.
 
Of course the problem with receiving a backscratcher as an Xmas gift - and suddenly discovering the profound beauty of a backscratcher - after going through life without a backscratcher ---> is now I need 3 backscratchers.

One by the bed, one for my desk here at work and one for the TV watching area.

Could even make a case for a 4th one for the home office so, if suddenly struck by the urge, I wouldn't have to get out of my desk chair and take the 4 steps over to the TV chair area.

One for the car is not the worst idea I have ever heard either.
 
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