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how did this go, did it result in a pleasant bowel movement
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This is an interesting question.

the pizza itself was magnificent. It was a spiritual experience. A choir of angels appeared in my living room and sang The Carol of The Bells as I ate the pizza and flipped back and forth between the Broncos and Seahawks games.


But my bowels don't work that way. Bowel movements follow the next morning or, in this case, probably the morning after that. Like there will be a movement in the morning but I doubt this pizza will be in it. I have not conducted studies but the following morning's movement will pass the pizza, is my guess how that works.

There is a guy at work who frequently makes comments that suggest that stuff he ingests can have an instant effect on his evacuations. Like I guess some things - a fair number of things from the sound of it - just instantly liquify everything? Or something?

My digestion bears no resemblance to that and I wonder what it would be like.
 
Mudcat
This is an interesting question.

the pizza itself was magnificent. It was a spiritual experience. A choir of angels appeared in my living room and sang that song about The Bells as I ate the pizza and flipped back and forth between the Broncos and Seahawks games.


But my bowels don't work that way. Bowel movements follow the next morning or, in this case, probably the morning after that. Like there will be a movement in the morning but I doubt this pizza will be in it. I have not conducted studies but next morning's movement will pass the pizza, is my guess how that works.

There is a guy at work who frequently makes comments that suggest that stuff he ingests can have an instant effect on his evacuations. Like I guess some things - a fair number of things from the sound of it - just instantly liquify everything? Or something?

My digestion bears no resemblance to that and I wonder what it would be like.
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that sound you heard while reading this post was housepicks shooting himself in the face

:theshrink:
 
I recall buddy at work making reference to how a morning cigarette could lead to some accelerated bowel activity.

He has since quit smoking cigarettes though and only vapes once in awhile.

Not sure how the vaping fits into the grand scheme of things, digestion-wise.
 
The problem that buddy-with-the-myriad-issues has is, we only have one men's toilet at work. Whereas I might have a notion to poop, and go in there and find it occupied and say, "Meh, I'll come back in a bit."

I get the feeling it is more of a crisis situation for him.
 
Mudcat
I'm not sure what is going on there. Whatever is streaming into his mouth must be moving very fast judging by the minimal effect of gravity on that trajectory.

Is my comment about that.
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That would be breast milk. What painting are you looking at?

Matty
that sound you heard while reading this post was housepicks shooting himself in the face
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:lol:
 
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