The whole notion of talking smart about physics while believing single second butter heating being as effective as a one shot bang....it just blows my mind.
I just went for a pee and decided to work out the logistics with my other hand for some reason... Awkward to say the least.... I guess I really AM left handed.
That is insane Quincy you can't just change things up like that after so long without discussing it with us first. As punishment I demand you use both hands next time.
No-hand pissing is the way to go. Use the waistband of your underwear to control angle. Lift the seat and flush with your left foot. Never again worry about being in a nasty bathroom that has run out of soap. You're welcome.