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Teela
Was that the plan for the threesome with the midget?
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You're crazy!!

No Teela. Pencil me in for drinks after the Bash. I'll give you a signal when I'm ready to bail from the bash party so it's not too obvious...... I'll walk by you and say "Oklahoma". When you hear that meet me in the cab line out front.

Have you been to Blush @ Wynn?
 
A little girl goes to the barbershop with her father. She stands next to the barber chair eating a snack cake while her father gets his hair cut. "Sweetheart," the barber says to her, "you're going to get hair on your twinkie."

"Yes I know," she says, "and I'm gonna get boobs too."
 
Wanna know who can't act? I'll tell you.

Sharon Stone, that's who.

She has been on Law and Order: SVU for the last few weeks and it has been painful to watch. She is so bad.


She was quite a hot commodity for awhile, early-mid 90's. There was a lot of chatter about how she was the next big thing. I was like, "What? She's only so-so hot and she's a terrible actress."

It got so there was constant industry buzz about how she was specially searching for juicy roles that would lead to her inevitable Oscar. And I was like, "What? But she can't act at all."

Then Scorcese used her in Casino and they actually gave her an Oscar nomination. And I was like, "How can that be? She was so awful."



I don't know. Fortunately, from what I hear, her role on L&O is not permanent. She will do a short arc and then go away. I can live with that. It is not as good an idea as just never having her on in the first place, but at least it's not long-term.

Bitch.
 
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