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Random thoughts

He could throw you

He wouldn't though, he'd laugh with you and agree

He threw a large book at me one time at work, that was sleezy

There were these two girls bisexual they'd just come up and stay at his house whether he was home or not
eventually his wife got fucking pissed and he had to tell them to stop. He tried to hook me up with the one and I refused, I thought she was odd. I still do.
 
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You mean other than posting? No, not really. I think I have the capacity to write, and perhaps once I acquire a bit more wisdom and life experience I'll attempt to set down some thoughts for others to read, but currently I don't feel qualified. One of the things that makes life fun for me right now is the fact that I'm very willing to re-examine, and even restate, fundamental tenents of my own personal philosophy. When I get to the point that my view of the world is able to reconcile even the more bizarre aspects of daily human life with how I've structured my own existence, then I'd like to share some of those thoughts with others.

Currently I would like to learn to teach something. That's my immediate personal goal.

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I do like my bank but to follow up my card being frozen because I got a PO Box and me getting a nice "you're declined fella" from beerdude yesterday I am on the line with a client and I get a call from them - with no message. So I call back and that person tells me my card is actually still frozen but she's not sure. So head down the street do a balance inquiry and it's unfrozen yay. So yeah bought dinner with my unfrozen fucking money.

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Halle. fucking. lujah
 
Once an atm ate my debit card. I called the bank and they told me that I had used it for online gambling which was a violation of Visa's policy. I said ok I won't do that anymore. We argued about it forever and they finally gave me my card back. I didn't do it anymore.

I think they put it on my permanent bank record though. Seems like they always looked at me funny. Fuckers.
 
No it was a local Colorado bank. This was a long time ago. ..like probably 15 years ago but I still remember being like wtf? The machine ate my card.

And the bank guy asking"well how do we know you won't use it for this purpose again?" and me yelling "Because I just TOLD you I won't." lol Asshat he was.
 

I stand corrected - these fokkers are called midges.

http://www.theweathernetwork.com/news/articles/love-bugs-swarm-southern-ontario/26160/

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Killed the biggest black spider I've seen last night, definitely much bigger than a half dollar. Pretty sure it was just a house spider too fucking scared to look for distinguishable marks. When we were watching the tube and it descended from the ceiling though holy shit that fucker was hugh. They can't kill you but they can make you pretty sick.