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But then a man driving a car that was overflowing with bloody body parts pulled into the driveway of my building. A woman who was entering the building saw him coming and held the door with a people-pleasing smile on her face.

The man in the car stopped and squinted at her and scratched his head. "Are you holding that door for me?"

"Oh!" She said. "That's silly of me. You're in a car and wouldn't be coming in through the door."

"No. I will not be driving through the door. The car won't fit and also there are the stairs."

"It's just that if you did want to come through the door, I would be saving you the trouble of getting your key. That would be nice of me, right?"

"Well if you wouldn't mind waiting, perhaps you can hold the door while I park my car and unload some body parts and then I will come back. I don't live in the building or have any business there so I don't have a key. I will just be 6, possibly 8, minutes."

"Okay! I'll wait right here!"

"Actually," I said, clearing my throat, "because he only wants to get in the building so he can kill people and hack them to pieces, letting him in could also be interpreted as not nice. You know, in a way."

"But he has no key! I'm holding the door!"

"Carry on."




Killed by a Human.
 
This looks awesome. Imma gonna try to make a reasonable facsimile of this meal today. MEATLOAF CUPCAKE!

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Q: I've noticed that when I eat asparagus, my urine has a funny smell. Is that normal?

A: It's totally normal. In fact, the effect of asparagus on urine odor has been observed for centuries. French novelist Marcel Proust famously wrote in 1913 that asparagus "transforms my chamber-pot into a flask of perfume." And one British men's club is said to have put up a sign reading, "During the asparagus season, members are requested not to relieve themselves in the hat stand."

Depending on which study you read, between 22% and 50% of the population report having pungent pee after eating asparagus. But that doesn't mean only some people's bodies generate that smell. Researchers believe that, during digestion, the vegetable's sulfurous amino acids break down into smelly chemical components in all people. And because those components are "volatile," meaning airborne, the odor wafts upward as the urine leaves the body and can be detected as soon as 15 minutes after you eat this spring delicacy.

But only about one-quarter of the population appears to have the special gene that allows them to smell those compounds. So the issue isn't whether or not your pee is smelly; it's whether you're able to smell it. If you smell a funny fragrance in your urine after you eat asparagus, you're not only normal, you have a good nose.
 
I'm going to get some at the store next time and

fokkkk....I just had a total deja vu about having this convo with you about bombpops.....whoa...plus it came with an occular migraine. deja vus always freak me out.

Anyway....yes I will get some...I always see them. I will let you know what I think.
 
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I'm going to get some at the store next time and

fokkkk....I just had a total deja vu about having this convo with you about bombpops.....whoa...plus it came with an occular migraine. deja vus always freak me out.

Anyway....yes I will get some...I always see them. I will let you know what I think.
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waiting with bated breath :winkwink:
 
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