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fart in the shower after nothing but a dozen wings smells almost exactly like wings and almost makes you hungry for more except that it actually smells more of wing than actual wing.

it can make you think.
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If you cut your heels on the bone shards at the bottom of the shower after that episode then it is time to see a doctor
 
Killed By a Human


"I will refrain from killing you," said one human to another human.

"I will also refrain from killing you," said the other human.

"What is going on here?" said a gigantic non-human entity the size of a room.

"You are too large to hide in my car," said one human.

"Now he is the size of a town," said the other human.

"Should we kill him?" said one human.

"No," said the other human.

"What kind of Killed by a Human is this?" said the gigantic entity.

"You just don't understand Killed by a Human," said the human. "Now you are big as a world."

And then the other human killed someone.
 
I saw the dumbest thread at EOG the other day ..something about if you had a perfect bracket down to the end game and got 50 million guaranteed buy out of the bet, would you take it or risk for 1 billion. Not taking into account hedging possibilities, there were actually people that said they would risk it. Let it ride.

That is the most assanine thing I have ever heard ever. Seriously? 50 million isn't enough? WTF. I want to smack those people. They are either lying or they are stupid.
 
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