Random thoughts

[Blitty]

You guys still do handjobs? It's not 1995. Do you cook popcorn on the stove top as well?

 

[bacon]

edit - that was for Matty's video but now for Blitty's post as well. As a matter of fact we do sometimes, also Jiffy Pop in the cupboard ready to pop pal

 

[Blitty]

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiner

 

[bacon]

jaja

 

[kato]

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2014/jan/22/iv-doctor-makes-house-calls-hungover-drinkers/

before he moved - we had a friend who was in medical school - he would set us up with iv's after drinking too much

good times

 

[Matty]

So I'm helping my old landlord once again by finding him a new tenant for one of the units in his house.

I send the current tenant an email, telling her I would schedule viewings for this weekend, and this is what I get back (landlord is CCed on all emails):

Hey Mathieu, are you kidding? The place is definitely not presentable until after Sunday. There's nothing I can do about it. The place is chock full of garbage bags. If you don't want to offend people I would advise waiting until after Sunday.

Then a follow-up email:

Sorry about the are you kidding, I'm just uber-stressed.

Then the landlord intervenes:

Hi [current tenant], You've given me very little time to find a new tenant and I am still owed $1550. This has never happened before so please do your best to make the unit presentable under the circumstances.

Then she replies:

That money business is between you and my mum. So please take it up with her not me.



I can't wait to see the apartment.

I love drama so much.

 

[Matty]

Grown-ups who have their rent paid for by their parents crack me up. It seems to be the standard in Toronto.

 

[betplom]

Grown-ups who have their rent paid for by their parents crack me up. It seems to be the standard in Toronto.

Pretty small sample size, Marty.

 

[Matty]

Ok, it seemed to be the standard in the Annex. All college kids who live in $2000 apartments but somehow have to drink discount beer. The local bars have signs that say "minimum charge $5".

 

[kato]

sorry about the are you kidding

she sounds like a real winner

 

[Matty]

She played the harp at my fiance's b-day that one year.

Bitch face.

 

[kato]

teamer sleep with her?

 

[Matty]

I don't think they ever engaged each other in conversation but I may be wrong.

Fiver did you fok the harpist?

 

[kato]

harpfucker

 

[MrX]

Reno Cool added a life event.
Started Working at Blow Me.

That's the best thing that's happened on facebook in a while.

 

[bacon]

I saw that too X, classic

Mum

 

[RayRay]

Ok, it seemed to be the standard in the Annex. All college kids who live in $2000 apartments but somehow have to drink discount beer. The local bars have signs that say "minimum charge $5".

 

[Matty]

More stock photo fun... search for "awkward phone call" on iStock and this gem will be proposed to you: