Random thoughts

[MrMonkey]

Sounds about right MrM.

MrM what do you do? Distribute needles to smack addicts?

No, I collect the unpaid funds from them! Nothing drastic though, dead people can't pay off their debts so their kinda lucky in a way!

 

[IAG]

No, I collect the unpaid funds from them! Nothing drastic though, dead people can't pay off their debts so their kinda lucky in a way!

Are you in collections MrM?

 

[MrMonkey]

Are you in collections MrM?

I do it on the side!

 

[bacon]

Only an opinion but from my working the streets daily, 35/55% of young men wearing SJ probably are gay or bi-sexual! Very mannerly gentlemen though which is nice!

I just spit out some rice, almost went through my nose!

Monkey do you specialize in collections from stiffs wearing skinny jeans ?!

 

[IAG]

I do it on the side!

ahhhh. I only ask as I was a paralegal for a collection firm for many years.

 

[bacon]

I just spit out some rice, almost went through my nose!

Monkey do you specialize in collections from stiffs wearing skinny jeans ?!

I get it now! You chase the skinny jeaned stiff down the street, they round a corner, trip over a waiting peanut and Mrs. M cleans them out! Done deal, well played Monk!

 

[MrMonkey]

LOL! It's a team effort my friend and I see you have learned that nicely! :

 

[IAG]

I should be paying more attention in this thread.


p.s. skinny jeans are unattractive on %95 of the population imo

 

[MrX]

p.s. skinny jeans are unattractive on %95 of the population imo

That sounds about right, but when they work, it's hot, and when they don't, it's hilarious.

Never a boring moment with skinny jeans.

 

[Cami]

+1

 

[Matty]

Just bought a pearl bracelet from one of them MLM companies that actively recruit bored suburban housewives. They threw a "jewellery party" at work and even had the CEO send the invitation on their behalf.

Their sales pitch was pretty convincing.

What is wrong with me.

 

[MrX]

Just bought a pearl bracelet from one of them MLM companies that actively recruit bored suburban housewives. They threw a "jewellery party" at work and even had the CEO send the invitation on their behalf.

Their sales pitch was pretty convincing.

What is wrong with me.

Good Lord, Matty.

Worst overshare, ever. Take that shit to your grave.

 

[IAG]

Good Lord, Matty.

Worst overshare, ever. Take that shit to your grave.

bwhahahahahaha I know that's right.

 

[bacon]

In my industry that call that "steering".

FUBAR Matty. Good man though, you ain't winnin that one.

 

[Matty]

It's a nice bracelet. The woman wanted pearls and/or rubies. I found rubies, but didn't have pearls. Then this email came in:

Subject: Invitation for today

For the men of Wxxxxxxxx. Are you planning to buy any of the following for your wife/girlfriend this Christmas…

• Small kitchen appliance like a rice maker
• Snow Tires
• Video Game Console

If so, trust us, we suggest you join us at 4:30 in the executive board room for a jewellery sale. We will help keep you out of the dog house this Christmas.


If you are a woman, that typically gets the above gifts for Christmas, come and buy yourself something special!


There will be treats!


Hosted by Nxxx, Mx, Kxxxx, Lxxxxx, Txxx, Axxxxx and Kxxxx

 

[MrX]

Well, shit. You didn't tell us there were treats.

 

[Matty]

I got 2 FREE glasses of wine from a box.

 

[bacon]

lolz clever invite I want to see that one guy who says FOK THAT IM GETTING ME A PS4

Wine from a box sweet

At least they're trying to get you guys laid for payin up