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I don't understand why I can't block this one email I get. I keep adding it to my blocked senders list - I keep getting more email.

It is not typical spam from out-of-the-blue. It is something I subscribed to when I was doing a job search.

But now I don't want it and it won't go away.

:dunno:
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Add a mail filter and set the filter to send the offending senders messages to trash.
 
I'll tell you what you don't want to be early for though: laundry.

There are lots of things where you can arrive early and it's okay. Picking up a friend at a certain time, doctor's appointment. A few minutes early is good.

But if I know my laundry is going to be done in five minutes I do not want to just casually think okay, I'll wander down there now. Close enough.

No - if I get there 3 minutes early for my cycle to end and I am just standing there with nothing to do but wait, it can be the longest 3 minutes of my life.



Heed me well people.
 
When people in movies or TV do cocaine, they often - very often - take some cocaine and rub it on their front teeth and gums. It is almost automatic. I see a cocaine scene developing and I think, 'I bet we've got a gum rub coming up,' and I am right a lot of the time.

I did a lot of cocaine in my time and I don't think I ever did that. I can't think of why I would do that. I guess it makes your gums a bit numb? Is that something I should want?

I don't know.

I guess when you do your lines there is some residue there and some people feel like they have to do something with it. That makes some sense to me - although I often see them doing the gum rub when there is still lots of cocaine. It's not just a consolation prize - it's something they really want to do.

I don't know what I did. I mean, if I had lots of cocaine, I just kept snorting/smoking. But if it was down to the final residue, I think I did nothing. It would have been a very small amount of residue. I was pretty thorough in my dispatching of the cocaine. I probably just wiped the surface clean at some later point.

I can't recall if people I was with did the gum rub. If they did, I might suppose they were just imitating the movies and TV.

:dunno:
 
Not that I recall. I didn't hang around with womenfolk much when I was doing drugs. It was usually with the guys, and then in later years, alone.

There may have been instances of some short-term following around because I had a bag of weed but it was not a major effect.
 
The Honest Toddler reviews pesto: http://www.thehonesttoddler.com/2013/12/review-pesto.html

Review: Pesto

Product Review: Pesto
Stars (out of five): negative 14
Brand: Home

Do you know about pesto? It happens when you make a paste out of leaves*, nuts, oil and cheese. If you're thinking that this recipe sounds like it's from a Middle Earth Cookbook entitled "Surviving With Scraps" I agree with you.


Pesto sauce is used to desecrate pasta but some adults eat it with bread in lieu of traveling to feel cultured. Pesto is also one of the many foods that make people feel rich. An adult's wallet could be empty and they could have no furniture but if they were eating pesto they'd feel like they're doing ok in life.

Pesto can also be used as a marinade. A marinade, also known as a marination, is when two foods are left alone to fight. The stronger food kills the weaker and forces it to take on its flavors. This is exactly how shapeshifters work which is why I'm against all marinades including pesto. I put my feelings aside for the purpose of this review.

Pasta with pesto is a popular dinner. Unfortunately this is precisely the the kind of meal that would drive a normally good child to hit an infant. I don't believe in violence against babies, no matter how full of hate they make you feel, but I could see how this food could make weapons out of your hands.

What does pesto look like, reviewer? (I'm the reviewer let me do it.) Pesto looks like something you would collect at the river's edge with bucket. You would use a shovel too because you wouldn't want the river trash to get on your hands. It would be a bright sunny day but also a dream in your head because you never go anywhere.

Pesto is shiny like some peoples' foreheads. The green is the same color as the bad guy in How The Grinch Stole Christmas. I would make a sequel called How Pesto Stole Dessert but it wouldn't be funny. One other thing I don't like about pesto is that it misleadingly smells like pizza. You can't build a relationship on a lie.

What does pesto taste like, reviewer? I didn't actually have a chance to taste pesto on account of it losing so many points in the looks and smells department. I felt like I was going to throw up. Why do you think I should risk my health for you?

If you feel like cooking pesto for your family I have some other suggestions:

-plain pasta
-cereal from a box
-candy canes
-cold water (even this would be better)

Still want to make pesto? Ask someone you trust to relieve you of your kitchen duties for the time being. You're too selfish for this responsibility.

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*I just want to say that if you eat pesto but would scrape a park leaf out of your child's mouth with your claw-like hands, you're a hypocrite.
 
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