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WTH? Contractions already? What's going on?

Nothing here. She doesn't even look all that pregnant compared to the average 8-month-pregnant woman.

Baby moves a lot more during the night, I go to sleep with my hand on her belly and it's a non-stop kicking/punching festival.

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Routine appointment and I had no clue that I was having contractions. I just knew that I was in a foul mood the last two days. I was immediately sent to the hospital. 7.5 hours later, they were able to drug me up so that I could go home.

I think it freaked the other Matty out. He's in the nursery cleaning and putting things together this morning. Too bad that's where I hid his Christmas presents thinking that he would never go in there. He already came out with the mug that I bought him that said, "Coffee makes me poop."

"I'm keeping this."

"No kidding. Merry Christmas, jerk."
 
Routine appointment and I had no clue that I was having contractions. I just knew that I was in a foul mood the last two days. I was immediately sent to the hospital. 7.5 hours later, they were able to drug me up so that I could go home.

I think it freaked the other Matty out. He's in the nursery cleaning and putting things together this morning. Too bad that's where I hid his Christmas presents thinking that he would never go in there. He already came out with the mug that I bought him that said, "Coffee makes me poop."

"I'm keeping this."

"No kidding. Merry Christmas, jerk."
Hahahaha Coffee makes me poop. That's funny. And true.

I didn't realize that you were this close Teela. I want you to have a Thanksgiving baby. Is that possible? I don't know anything about how these contractions and all work.
"I don't know nothing about birthin' babies."
 
No Thanksgiving baby! She's supposed to stay in there for at least six more weeks.

I was irritated that I forgot where I hid the mug. He's using it today. I kept it in a box in the room that I knew he wouldn't go in. Who would have thought that yesterday would have shocked him into action (and taking EVERYTHING out of boxes).