random SPORTS thoughts

[bacon]

This just in:

Kapernick still sucks.

"hey, I should be able to toss it to that ant down there uh... uh.....check out my tats, brah"

 

[FairWarning]

This just in:

Kapernick still sucks.

"hey, I should be able to toss it to that ant down there uh... uh.....check out my tats, brah"

So does Jonathan Martin. Now I see why Richie Incognito picked on him at Miani.

 

[bacon]

yeah he got crushed last night, what a fucktard

 

[FairWarning]

A good Halloween costume for Martin should be a turnstile.

 

[Mudcat]

I would guess I have watched 5 plays of NFL football so far this season. Total.

 

[bacon]

A good Halloween costume for Martin should be a turnstile.

 

[FairWarning]

I would guess I have watched 5 plays of NFL football so far this season. Total.

And three had penalties I'm guessing.

 

[bacon]

Jameis Winston continues redefining awesome. Fresh off of his latest one game suspension for getting on a table at school and shouting "FUCK HER IN THE PUSSAYYYYY!" he comes out before said game he was suspended for suited up and is warming up with the first team, and has to be told by his coach to get out of his uniform because - he's suspended from the whole FUCK HER IN THE PUSSAYYYYYY thing.

Totally fucking awesome, that guy is.

 

[Matty]

Colin Kaepernick's helmet looks 3 sizes too big.

Small head on that guy. McBalls-like.

 

[bacon]

So Tony Stewart is free and the kid that got hit was under the influence of Mary Jane, wonder whose fault that was.

Nice finish. Dead or not you're an asshat, kid.

 

[Mudcat]

A lot of talk on the sports station this morning about how Mark Buerhle (sp??) just passed Cy Young to become the first pitcher to pitch 200 consecutive innings with under 61 walks for 14 straight years.

I'm not clear if someone has done the 200 innings, 14 years, but went over 61 walks for one year? I guess so or why say it?

61 walks.

Sometimes people try too hard to come up with stuff.

 

[bacon]

61 is a HUGH number for anything Muddy

you don't get that?!

the day I peed for the 62nd time there was a big party

 

[Mudcat]

Giants at Redskins tonight.

I got Redskins in the pick 'em pool. You know, I guess.

 

[Matty]

What spread you got?

Giants +4 is my Premium Selection for tonight.

 

[Mudcat]

I got no spread. It's a pick 'em pool.

I have no idea who I would take against the prevailing spread. I'd have to look into it.

But being as it's a pick'em pool, I don't have to look into it at all. The bookmakers have been kind enough to tell me the smartest pick.

Washington.


No need to point out how ghey this is ---> I know.

 

[bacon]

RGIII was the biggest problem Washington had.

Moyer can ball. I don't see it being close and I love Washington tonight. I'm just not sure if it's PC for me to call them the Redskins or not so I'm just saying Washington.

 

[Matty]

My thing is called a pick 'em pool too, but it's against the (stale) spread. I'm going for back-to-back-to-back-to-back championships.

Your thing is gay homosexual.

 

[Mudcat]

One time I saw 2 men making out in the park - like rolling around on the ground and kissing with tongues and fondling each others' buttocks.

That was the gayest thing I ever saw until this pool came along.