OK, where should we move?

[rito]

Denver

or

Vegas.


Or somewhere else?

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

I wouldn't bring my kid here, durito. Not even on vacation.

 

[rito]

She's kind of too little to know better. I wouldn't plan on staying more than a few years.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

I understand that. But you never know how long you'll end up here if you do make the move...

Time flies.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

On the other hand, it's probably the best place for what you do.

 

[rito]

Yea, that's where I'm torn. I don't particularly want to live there, but what the hell else am I gonna do.

I mean, it's not like I'm gonna be able to get a normal job. And looking at prices, real estate appears to be about 1/3 the price there than here (third world my ass).

 

[Mrs. X]

Obviously, I vote for Denver.

I'm assuming you're considering Vegas for money making opportunities? That, or you just really, really like to torture yourself in new ways. Out of the Suegra Gloria pan and into the Vegas fire. This place is all kinds of terrible.

What about your Panama plans?

 

[Mrs. X]

Poker in Blackhawk? Come out for a visit.

 

[rito]

I kind of hate Panama City, I was talking about moving there because I can use the banks to gamble, and I wouldn't have to go back to the USA. But, I can probably do that anyway and live somewhere else.

Of course I'm pretty sure I'd kind of hate LV too, but surely I could make more money living there (at least I hope) and it appears pretty cheap.

 

[rito]

Poker in Blackhawk? Come out for a visit.

I don't even remember how to play poker. I guess I could learn.

Regardless of anything we will be in Denver at some point in the next 2 years.

 

[MrX]

I don't even remember how to play poker. I guess I could learn.

Regardless of anything we will be in Denver at some point in the next 2 years.

Before then, I've got to get down to Columbia and see just what the hell you've got going on there. I can't quite wrap my head around it.

 

[roguejuror]

You are right, fiance visa is pretty easy to get and quick. But once here you must married within 60 or 90 days, not sure.

I know someone here who did it and the whole approval process took like 2 weeks, and then the embassy interview. Real fast.

 

[rito]

I've read 4+ months, much faster if you are already married. But, don't really know for sure.

 

[rito]

Before then, I've got to get down to Columbia and see just what the hell you've got going on there. I can't quite wrap my head around it.

I want to have a gaymelive bash in Colombia, but Bread doesn't have a passport.

 

[rito]

You are right, fiance visa is pretty easy to get and quick. But once here you must married within 60 or 90 days, not sure.

I know someone here who did it and the whole approval process took like 2 weeks, and then the embassy interview. Real fast.

And really I was more expecting you to say something like: "Are you fucking crazy?"

 

[tullamore]

I've read 4+ months, much faster if you are already married. But, don't really know for sure.

I had a friend who married a girl from Bogota. The girl was living in Miami on a work visa. They were engaged and planning a wedding in Bogota for the next year, when for whatever reason she couldn't renew, so theyhad simple wedding, and she got her visa within 60 days.

 

[roguejuror]

you are crazy but eh

i think Vegas is a shithole, but i like many shitty towns. but i'm on my own, i don't think i'd bring my family to the States

i've never been to colorado

 

[Rubyn]

Durito. No good will come out of you bringing your family to the States. Things progressively get worse here. You have been able to successfully handle your business electronically thus far, no?