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my girl's period is about a week late.

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Oksana
She could be cranky because the baby growing hormones are going batshit crazy right now.

Almost exactly like PMS in the first trimester.

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I have learned from this thread that I am going to keep my pee pee out of girls hoo hoo's. No way can I deal with a woman for 9 months bitching and moaning and yelling at me. I couldn't handle it for 2 weeks on a god damn forum!!
 
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I have learned from this thread that I am going to keep my pee pee out of girls hoo hoo's. No way can I deal with a woman for 9 months bitching and moaning and yelling at me. I couldn't handle it for 2 weeks on a god damn forum!!
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TG Casper your're not a woman* buddy for awhile there I thought you were knocked up :grin:

*You were acting, right? :up:
 
Casper, don't worry. There are 3 months in the middle where things calm down and your woman will be all glowy, usually extremely horny and wanting nothing more than for you to rub her back and fetch her some food every 2 hours or so.

That's what sucks you back in and makes you willing to put up with months 6-10.

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Oksana
Casper, don't worry. There are 3 months in the middle where things calm down and your woman will be all glowy, usually extremely horny and wanting nothing more than for you to rub her back and fetch her some food every 2 hours or so.

That's what sucks you back in and makes you willing to put up with months 6-10.

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So she becomes a female version of me? Great. It will be like banging my doppelganger.
 
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