my girl's period is about a week late.

[InTheHole]

Chances she is NOT pregnant

-1800

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

If she starts craving asshole and calls you pickles you're good.

Either that, or he is in a Turkish prison with a bunkmate named Thad.

 

[Teela]

If she's a week late, buy a pregnancy test. I had a friend that used to buy them in bulk at the dollar store.

 

[Fu Manchu]

thats how you know its a quality product

 

[Teela]

I almost included the quality of dollar store pregnancy tests, but I opted not to. I knew one of my puppets would.

 

[Fu Manchu]

 

[roguejuror]

fischy you a pawn

 

[Teela]

Fischy just might be my favorite pawn. He succumbed to mind control very well.

 

[Fu Manchu]

ive had years of training.

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

Fuck this puppet noize. Like Pinocchio said "Ain't got no strings on me".

 

[roguejuror]

Atheist Robot, Teela, Oksana

its getting dangerous round here fischy

 

[Fu Manchu]

i know rj. a guy has to watch himself

 

[vagabond]

.

 

[Fu Manchu]

LOL

 

[roguejuror]

 

[Mudcat]

You don't want to get a pregnancy test anyway. Then you would have the answer. Life is so much more exciting when things are shrowded in mystery.

 

[stevek174]

GL GL ITH

 

[Teela]

"Maybe I'm just getting fat" turns into a baby born in a toilet on prom night.