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Matty
I'll be sad when it goes away. Top 5 of all time for me.
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You are such a paranoid, controlling friend. Dude I am staying and I'm not going anywhere the tests came back fine so fucking RELAX ok. PLEASE.

I mean Jesus.

Minimatty is fine he speaks truth but you just get lost sometimes in your own paranoid diloseions.

Go play ping pong or something, dayum.
 
Yeah well chicks dig my brand new Stratocaster so you can suck on it, family man.

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Dude you cannot go wrong with Bateman for the most part except when it's a stone cold Chick Flick like This Is Where I leave you.

The second Horrible Bosses was so fucking funny I think I might watch it again, tonight and I really didn't think the first one was even that great.

Also, the
 
So early 90's HBO comedy Dream On . . .

Holds up only so-so. I'm sure it was really good compared to the competition at the time which would have been network sitcoms. Plenty of bewbies and cute early 90's chix and quite a few appearances by people who went on to do stuff.

But I do not anticipate my revisit going beyond season 1.



I believe the guy in the top right is still finding work

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I'm going to watch something good tonight IF the crazies at Walmart don't kidnap me and try to make me watch their kids NOT HAPPENING.

I RESPECT YOU MILFS BUT I DO NOT WANT YOU AND I'M TOO SUCCESS ORIENTED TO GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR KIDS BUT I DO WANT ALL OF THEIR AND YOUR DREAMS TO COME TRUE. I KNOW I AM HOT AND I LIKE MAKING YOU SMILE BUT IT'S BEST THAT YOULEAVE. ME. ALONE.

I mean gawdd
 
Mudcat
So early 90's HBO comedy Dream On . . .

Holds up only so-so. I'm sure it was really good compared to the competition at the time which would have been network sitcoms. Plenty of bewbies and cute early 90's chix and quite a few appearances by people who went on to do stuff.

But I do not anticipate my revisit going beyond season 1.



I believe the guy in the top right is still finding work

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Holy sheeit, looking sharp there. I alway think of him as David St. Hubbins.
 
bacon
I'm going to watch something good tonight IF the crazies at Walmart don't kidnap me and try to make me watch their kids NOT HAPPENING.

I RESPECT YOU MILFS BUT I DO NOT WANT YOU AND I'M TOO SUCCESS ORIENTED TO GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR KIDS BUT I DO WANT ALL OF THEIR AND YOUR DREAMS TO COME TRUE. I KNOW I AM HOT AND I LIKE MAKING YOU SMILE BUT IT'S BEST THAT YOULEAVE. ME. ALONE.

I mean gawdd
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you are going to watch the fukking basketball game... calm your britches!
 
Well I mean Matty I go there and the cashier asks me if I want to pay for this ladies groceries I look up and there is this HOT redhead with two adorable kids looking into my sunglasses waiting for an answer. I say not today and she plays with her keys and says "well at least I was close".

I mean what the fuck man. And no, she wasn't close with the kids. I am RR, I am.
 
bacon
Well I mean Matty I go there and the cashier asks me if I want to pay for this ladies groceries I look up and there is this HOT redhead with two adorable kids looking into my sunglasses waiting for an answer. I say not today and she plays with her keys and says "well at least I was close".

I mean what the fuck man. And no, she wasn't close with the kids. I am RR, I am.
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Did that happen for real?
 
YES.

AND another one with her daughter in automotive asking me where buckets are and no I DON'T look like I work there. She was giggling and I'm like wtf. Guess what? I look over and I am standing RIGHT NEXT TO BUCKETS.

Oh AND this little dude at Sheets gives me this big smile as he opens the door for like 8 seconds and I"m like wtf is this. BOOM this HOT blonde walks right past me and I'm like no, thank YOU. She was too young for me man I'd ruin her.

Trust me, there's more I have to think.
 
Oh AND, AND I'm in Walmart and this Spanish chick I think purposely walks by so her ASS touches my hand. I KNOW she felt it and I do think she did it on purpose. I got all hot and flustered, wtf. She didn't even look back. That was with Cami, too.

WHAT. THE. FUCK.
 
Matty
You think she would've blown you for paying the groceries?

That's a hot porno scenario right there.
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YES I DO but I am NOT in the market I have to be fully focused on work NOT fucking up people's family's with my dick. NOT awaiting pregnancy test results did that with Nookie NO THANKS. NOT with dudes wanting to murder me for fucking their woman. That would be distracting.

I am WANTED. WANTED.

 
I think that's all of them. The redhead and the blonde were out of fucking control. I will tell you what I will tear that blonde the fuck up and throw drop her off walking funny wherever in slippers and a bra drunk smiling ear to ear with cash to get home and food or whatever else. Then I will find Blitty and I will fight him in a bar and I will lose badly. Then I will go home and play with my guitars as I think what the FUCK just happened AGAIN. Then she will call me a month later whoops I'm prego and I'm keeping it, mister.

No. NO. No


NO.

TOSH had it right BUT if you don't have to go to the clinic in THE FIRST PLACE then you don't get on the fanatics' radar, do you.

So then you just DON'T DO THAT.

FUCK! FUCK THEIR FACES. ALL OF THEM.

Also they're pretty cool so whatever I do appreciate it I just don't have time. On behalf of the the planet earth keep doing what you're doing ladies and if I should happen to see a couple of you playing with eachother please PLEASE let me tape it so Plommer and I can watch together as we drink the skull vodka, thank you.

I salute every single one of you.

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Ok ok, if you go full lesbo orgie in front of me you might all get a kiss on the cheek and very warm compliments, some booze and maybe a black taxi show in a few years. I can't deliver the Kings but I should be able to do that eventually.

Do it for the VINE
 
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