More thoughts on jobs and working

[bacon]

Muddy, you know who is not happy you're spending the day with Harmony? Have you noticed your phone isn't around? This nasty email from her looks pretty legit.

 

[Matty]

We hired this young MBA dude a couple months ago. Guy is 26, Indian background, tall skinny build, has that hip-hop swagger, wears hoodies and sneakers, etc.

Turns out, he's a big-time curler on the "World Tour". Told me all about it over lunch.

Tall, young, skinny brown guy. Curling. He does it at least 4 times a week.

I can't even touch that level of Canadian-ness.

 

[bacon]

Tell Sebastion Robillard he's got nothin on Chris Wimmer.

 

[Matty]

I will at Canada's next staff meeting, promise.

 

[bacon]

Things could change before then and I don't want him laughing at you. Tell him he's got nothing on Thomas Ulsrud to be safe.

 

[Mudcat]

Why does Taylor Swift have to be like that?

 

[bacon]

Real thinker there, Muddy

 

[Mudcat]

I can't decide how attractive I think she is. Sometimes I see something of her that is WOW. But then sometimes it's more like aww, poor thing.

 

[Matty]

I would like to hate her but I see her on talk shows and she's all sorts of adorable.

 

[bacon]

 

[Matty]

She looks like she gives poor head. If she gives head at all.

I bet she's perfected her handjob technique to compensate.

Like blind people do with their other senses.

 

[bacon]

That is such a good point, I bet she is indeed a dead fish fuck and all the fame and money would only contribute to this complex - you're supposed to spooge your pants if she even says hello to you.

Muddy you made a good call there.

 

[AMBy]

I do not find Taylor Swift attractive in the slightest.

This one is particularly strange to me as she hits all my usual marks... Blonde Really Skinny high maintenance

 

[Matty]

She has that prudish look to her. I don't see anything sexual
emanating out of her.

Taylor Swift emanates no sex.

 

[bacon]

I agree with that. I do not find her very sexy either but she is a fucking cartoon with her facial expressions I will give her that. I feel bad for that one kid with a rich father who invites a girl over and has her go bat shit crazy because she wants to be like Taylor.

Actually, I don't.

 

[Matty]

Still nothing.

 

[Mudcat]

Okay I want to find a pic I just saw of her like yesterday. Straight-up hot. Not sure where I saw it though.

Lemme see if I can summon my detective skills . . .

 

[bacon]

Despite her success she's actually gotten less hot with age.