More thoughts on jobs and working

[Matty]

 

[Mudcat]

Yeah I don't know if she has dabbled in prosthetics. We are not close. For anyone with supernatural memory, she is the one I complained about having as an inventory partner awhile back, who is very loud and constantly asks dumb questions and shows no ability to think ahead or learn.

Not that I would let her know I was thinking any of that. Completely two-faced about these things, me.

We are cordial but don't connect on a deep level. Smalltalk, that's it.

So I haven't probed her about circumstances surrounding the stump.

 

[bacon]

So you're looking to probe stump girl.

 

[Mudcat]

When you put it that way - it makes me want to vomit up fischayyyy's head.

 

[roguejuror]

So you're looking to probe stump girl.

Maybe they can go bowling.

 

[Mudcat]

Meanwhile Harmony has made the switch to the Xmas music station. Guess I'll be dealing with that for the duration.

 

[bacon]

Muddy did you KNOW that Taylor Swift is the only ARTIST this DECADE to replace her own #1 song with her new #1 song, be it Blank Space replacing Shake It?

Say something negative about that I dare you. She will drop your cell in water quicker than you can say "just turn it the fuck OFF, HARMONY!" because she is CRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAZZZZZZZYYYYYYYYY

 

[Mudcat]

I got nothing negative say. Nothing but holly jolly here mutherfuckers!

 

[Matty]

Muddy did you KNOW that Taylor Swift is the only ARTIST this DECADE to replace her own #1 song with her new #1 song, be it Blank Space replacing Shake It?

Soon she's going to be hit with an antitrust lawsuit.

 

[Mudcat]

I don't intend to go on and on about this every time something comes up that I don't love - but it has to be said ---> Santa Baby is one stupid-ass song.

 

[FairWarning]

I don't intend to go on and on about this every time something comes up that I don't love - but it has to be said ---> Santa Baby is one stupid-ass song.

My most-dreaded Xmas song, just awful. Heard it three times today on the route.

 

[Mudcat]

Harmony went home sick yesterday and is off again today. I believe in the 13 months I have worked here, she has had more time off sick than I have had from everything in my life going back to when I had chicken pox in grade 3.

 

[bacon]

lazy cunt

 

[Matty]

Another (extended) team lunch today. We've all checked out for the year already.

Muddy I've encountered many of these lame ducks over the years and I'm still not sure how that works. I guess they go on short-term disability once they run out of sick/vacation/personal days.

Merely showing up to work is a struggle for some.

I rock at showing up.

 

[FairWarning]

Any openings Matty?

 

[Matty]

5 right now. FW you could prolly be an Inside Sales Manager in Calgary, Alberta.

Billy Bob Thornton says Calgary is like his beloved Texas. I've never been.

 

[Mudcat]

Another thing about Harmony. Here's a weird one.

So her plan is to stop drinking in public. Not sure when exactly - new year? - doesn't matter - the point is her reason.

She is planning at some point in the fairly near future to get pregnant. And she knows that when she gets pregnant she will stop drinking because that's how that works these days.

But she doesn't want people to know when she's pregnant. Why? Fok'd if I know. Control issues I guess? I don't know. But she figures people will see her stop drinking in public and it will basically amount to an announcement that she is pregnant.

Which she doesn't want to do. So she is stopping drinking in public now so no one will be able to gauge when she becomes pregnant.

 

[bacon]

Bacon is getting a strong feeling that Harmony is dumb.