More thoughts on jobs and working

[bacon]

 

[Mudcat]

We get Wednesday off work.

Noice.

 

[bacon]

That is IT.

 

[Mudcat]

 

[roguejuror]

The company's owners are Indians?

 

[Mudcat]

No. Don't ask me why we get the day off. I think it is a more automatic thing in BC - where we have an office - and then people in Ontario complained because those guys are off and we're not - so management rolled their eyes and said fine.

Something like that.

I'll be busy as fok tomorrow, I guarantee that.



Wait a second, Indians? What this about Indians?

 

[roguejuror]

Indian holiday today

 

[Mudcat]

Death by a thousand paper cuts. Seems to be a thing I am building towards.

 

[Matty]

Lost about 25 people here over the last month. Carnage.

Think my boss may be getting the boot today.

This is going to be an interesting one, boys.

 

[IAG]

Lost about 25 people here over the last month. Carnage.

Think my boss may be getting the boot today.

This is going to be an interesting one, boys.

. Damn Matty, that sucks. Glad u are safe...knock wood...

 

[Matty]

Fuck that, I wanna get severance-packaged too. I would get almost 5 months of full salary.

 

[IAG]

Fuck that, I wanna get severance-packaged too. I would get almost 5 months of full salary.

In that case I hope your ass gets whacked. Obviously you have not been trying hard enough to fuck up. Get at it...stat.

 

[Matty]

I'm firing up HD porn on both monitors at once, RIGHT NOW.

 

[roguejuror]

Maybe they make Matty the new boss.

 

[IAG]

I'm firing up HD porn on both monitors at once, RIGHT NOW.

. That's more like it. Make sure to go missing from your desk for long periods.When you are at your desk, make lots of personal calls. Come back late drunk from lunch. Leave work an hour early. Gossip. Steal some office supplies. Be seen/heard loudly talking shit about new management making it obvious you will be a troublemaker in the future.

Wishing you only the very worst.

 

[Matty]

Maybe they make Matty the new boss.

A promotion is not entirely impossible. I'll know more this afternoon.

 

[Matty]

No one's getting fired. We're just being paranoid foks.

 

[roguejuror]

. That's more like it. Make sure to go missing from your desk for long periods.When you are at your desk, make lots of personal calls. Come back late drunk from lunch. Leave work an hour early. Gossip. Steal some office supplies. Be seen/heard loudly talking shit about new management making it obvious you will be a troublemaker in the future.

Our Matty don't do this.