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Cool Whip is to whipped cream as miracle whip is to mayonnaise.
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I was in Kansas City recently, at the home of some relatives of sister's husband, when someone specifically asked if there was Miracle Whip. And then Miracle Whip was produced.

I didn't know anyone ever asked for Miracle Whip. I thought you asked for mayonnaise and then you try to hide your minor disgust when the Miracle Whip shows up.
 
Now I'm thinking I will just leave the Cool Whip at home rather than bringing both. I was told to bring 2 whip creams and I have two of both so I don't need to bring the CW.

Maybe just leave the wrong stuff at home.



I don't know what I would ever have Cool Whip with here though. Maybe just end up chuckin' it. Well no, hang on a second. It doesn't have to be a cake or a pie. Maybe I have an idea.

In fact maybe I will try some of the Cool Whip with something RIGHT NOW.
 
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I was in Kansas City recently, at the home of some relatives of sister's husband, when someone specifically asked if there was Miracle Whip. And then Miracle Whip was produced.

I didn't know anyone ever asked for Miracle Whip. I thought you asked for mayonnaise and then you try to hide your minor disgust when the Miracle Whip shows up.
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We only eat Duke's here in the south. What is this Miracle Whip you are talking about?
 
It is a very subtle taste, Cool Whip. It kinda does need to go on pastry or something. Ice cream would be okay but I don't have any at the moment.

Dark chocolate covered cranberries --> not a good fit. Not that it tastes bad but the CW just gets overpowered.

Solid milk chocolate Santa ---> Better. Certainly not bad.


It might be okay on a muffin but I am not in the mood for a muffin just now. Muffins are a breakfast thing in my world.

Those are the only viable options I see around here at the mo.
 
Of course you can just stick the damn nozzle in your mouth and squirt it. I think it tastes good. I think the CW is getting a bad rap here.

I will try to remember what I am tasting now and compare it to the real Whipped Cream NO ARTIFICIAL FLAVOURS tomorrow.
 
You know what? I didn't give the whipped cream a thought. I mean I brought it in and made someone in a position of power aware of where it was, but then it was completely forgotten (by me).

In retrospect, I did not have anything with whip cream on it. Other people did. There were pies and cakes.

There was just so much eating going on ---> it was crazy. Who could keep track? These people are nuts. There were maybe 20 people - and food for 60.




No Nutella. Not today. Alternative snacks were not on the agenda



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