More thoughts on jobs and working

[reno cool]

team member:sparesomecutter:. I'll give ya a team member

 

[Matty]

reno you're one giant CLM

 

[reno cool]

do you find that notion patronizing(?)

here you go little boys and girls you're part of a team. it's play time sell them jerseys (or whatever)

 

[MrMonkey]

CLM is N/A when CLI is involved! Surprisingly got off today for Daddy's 94th birthday party! :

 

[Matty]

do you find that notion patronizing(?)

here you go little boys and girls you're part of a team. it's play time sell them jerseys (or whatever)

It's a bottom-of-the-food-chain retail job, of course it's patronizing.

 

[Mudcat]

Harmony is not here today. I love her like a sister but it's crazy.

Like I don't know if it's actual sickness - she is always sick - or it is the not-liking-to-drive-in-winter-weather thing. It's not even snowing. There is some slipperiness here and there but that's about it. If that's the reason, then we are basically on our way to being a summer-only employee.

Probably sick I guess.

There are a couple people here who get away with stuff that would just be unheard of everywhere else I have worked. At least Harmony does an excellent job when she is here. The other guy would have been in for a shape-up-or-ship-out meeting 5 minutes after I met him.

Then out on his can. Dude is pathetic. But then you have to look straight at his boss for accepting it.

Leadership! We need some leadership here!

/end of Monday morning rant

 

[bacon]

Bunch of lazy assholes. This company sounds like it gets taken advantage of a lot.

Nice job, Muddy.

 

[Matty]

Big annual conference and party this Thursday. This year's theme is "rock star". There's going to be group karaoke at the party. Our team's song is going to be by either Journey or Bon Jovi. :

I got meself a brand new Jimi Hendrix Band of Gypsies t-shirt.

I've got 3 more days to get my arms tattooed.

 

[bacon]

you guys crack me up

How long would Harmony last there?

 

[Matty]

We allow people to work from home as they desire. The implication is that you're really not allowed to get behind on work, 'cause you've got a work-issued laptop, a work-issued phone in some cases and 100% access to all the same tools you have at the office.

I reckon Harmony would be proper fucked.

 

[bacon]

That's actually exactly how bacon's job works.

Agreed on Harmony, she would be trusted to work from home for about two weeks and then when they realized work just wasn't convenient for her she would be dismissed, in my opinion.

But hey - that vacuuming's not gonna take care of itself.

 

[housepicks]

Guy says to me

"Pull the doe up"

What does that mean?

 

[bacon]

Well clearly he wants you to give him the baby deer you have hanging out with you.

I'd like it as well, when you have a chance.

 

[housepicks]

That's incorrect B.

You may try again though.

 

[bacon]

yeah well

 

[housepicks]

The answer I infer to be correct will come at 2pm central standard time.

 

[housepicks]

Hint


It's not a female deer

Hint 2


Sound it out

Hint 3

The speaker is African American.

 

[Mudcat]

Harmony did show up by the way.