More thoughts on jobs and working

[Mudcat]

Pretty much checked out here. Can't see accomplishing anything else today work-wise.

We actually did a helluva lot up till now. Ain't lyin'.

But I'd say that's it. Send me home.

 

[Mudcat]

Woman who fell and broke her stumpy arm awhile back is finally back at work today. She just came here to talk to me about something and the stump is all purpley and swollen.

Can't we cover that thing up?

 

[Matty]

Day 1 of endless Happy New Year's

People who keep saying it past the 2nd week of January go on a list.

 

[bacon]

Fok offenders mentioned in last two posts I cannot decide what is more pukeworthy

Ok Muddy's is worse. Wtf, stumpy.

 

[Mudcat]

Hmm. I haven't had any of those (Happy New Yearses). Seriously - zero.

I think I maybe have a seriously sour look on my face. People might be steering clear.

Maybe I am sporting my Brampton-face today.

 

[bacon]

 

[Matty]

Happy New Yearses so far

-Condo building security (3 of them)
-Tim Hortons cashier
-Coworker I never talk to, on the elevator ride up
-Receptionist (she's cool)
-Other coworker I never talk to, on the way to my desk
-Team members (x5, one general Happy New Year accompanied by a sweeping hand motion to indicate the all-encompassing nature of my wish)
-Random coworker I never talk to, in front of the new printer that requires a swipe of our security passcard
-7 email intros

 

[bacon]

happy new year, man

 

[Matty]

*nods* happy new year brah

 

[Mudcat]

Any random people start wishing me happy new years, I'm giving 'em one of these



I dunno, somehow

 

[MrMonkey]

It continues to suck!

 

[Matty]

I woke up in the middle of the night last night to hate on a coworker. I'm not kidding. Between 4:15am and 5:15am, I was actively hating her.

Told one of her reports today and she said it was the most beautiful thing she'd ever heard.

That woman is evil and I hope she (professionally) dies.

 

[reno cool]

who told what?:sparesomecutter:

 

[Matty]

I told one of the woman's reports that I wasted an hour actively hating her boss.

 

[housepicks]

My feet are still kinda cold...new job...just laying stuff out....laser...blueprint...control lines...dimensions...stuff like that. Had a combo off the roach coach....pizza puff too...salsa verde?....yes

 

[housepicks]

Slipped a skull vodka bottle in the snow...naggers leave their liquor bottles precisely where the bottle runs dry.

 

[housepicks]

Street....alley....sidewalk...inconsequential.

 

[reno cool]

Slipped a skull vodka bottle in the snow...naggers leave their liquor bottles precisely where the bottle runs dry.

what are you living in a cartoon?