Michael Segura appreciation thread

[Archie]

wait

guy was 36 years old?

isn't that how old Bread is? could it be that whilst being on the run from WhaleWager and Ray, Bread hid out in Seffner?

then Whale hired MadMaxx to take care of Bread, but lacking in matches or lighter fluid, Max just sunk Bread's house down?

 

[roguejuror]

Authorities deemed Jeff Bush's body "impossible to recover" in a CBS News segment, and that the sinkhole will have to be his final resting place until the land stabilizes.

Maybe they should look in China.

 

[Archie]

that is crazy, is the sinkhole dirt soft and sandy or is it wet and muddy?

 

[Cami]

I cannot believe they just decided they cannot rescue the guy, and just started demolishing the house. That is so fucked up.

 

[Matty]

Yeah, that's brutal. Seffner peeps get no respect.

I'm not sure how'd you go about digging up a guy who's at the bottom of an unstable, 100ft-deep hole.

But I'm sure the govt has that kind of advanced technology under wraps somewhere, n'est-ce pas MrMonkey? Surely the govt can do something about it.

 

[roguejuror]

What odds to die by sinkhole

 

[Cami]

Well you have a point Matty, but, if they can bring bulldozer in, I'm sure they could have at least thrown the dude a rope! idk, it's just a fucked up situation.

 

[Saulty]

Well you have a point Matty, but, if they can bring bulldozer in, I'm sure they could have at least thrown the dude a rope! idk, it's just a fucked up situation.

Sinkholes are created when a cave under the soft soil collapses. Think of it as an elevator shaft that is below your house. Once it collapses you will go down as many floors as the shaft is. If they say it's a 100 ft deep sinkhole (10 stories high) the odds of him being alive are slim. How many people survive a 100 ft freefall, hitting the bottom of a pit at 50 mph and then getting buried with 100 tons of dirt on top of it. The guy probably died instantly in his sleep.

 

[Matty]

Not a bad way to go.

 

[roguejuror]

At least they are going to save on burial cost.

 

[Cami]

I didn't think of it that way Saulty, I hadn't realized it was 100ft down. Still messed up that he just got swallowed by the earth so randomly.

 

[Saulty]

I didn't think of it that way Saulty, I hadn't realized it was 100ft down. Still messed up that he just got swallowed by the earth so randomly.

"The sinkhole, which authorities estimated now measures 30 feet across and up to 100 feet deep, will become the final resting place for Jeff Bush."

Just read it in a report right now.

 

[Blitty]

At least they are going to save on burial cost.

Did you read that in the comments section, guey?

 

[Cami]

"The sinkhole, which authorities estimated now measures 30 feet across and up to 100 feet deep, will become the final resting place for Jeff Bush."

Just read it in a report right now.

Damn man, I wonder who he pissed off?!?

 

[kato]

segura - back in jail

1 BURGLARY OF AN UNOCCUPIED DWELLING F2 31 PENDING $1,000.00 B 42 1 PROBABLE CAUSE
Report # CT-Case # Date Agency OBTS Number Charge Code CRA Number
13224586 1305788 04/23/2013 HCSO 2937033477 BURG0012 1935494
Remark
BOND RD PER JD HEINRICH 042413
No. Charge Description Class Court DISP Bond BP Fine Custody Days Charge Count Charge Type
2 DEALING IN STOLEN PROPERTY F2 31 PENDING $1,000.00 B 42 1 PROBABLE CAUSE
Report # CT-Case # Date Agency OBTS Number Charge Code CRA Number
13224586 1305788 04/23/2013 HCSO 2937033477 THEF5000 1935494
Remark
BOND RD PER JD HEINRICH 042413
No. Charge Description Class Court DISP Bond BP Fine Custody Days Charge Count Charge Type
3 GRAND THEFT MOTOR VEHICLE F3 31 PENDING $1,000.00 B 42 1 PROBABLE CAUSE
Report # CT-Case # Date Agency OBTS Number Charge Code CRA Number
13211290 1305789 04/23/2013 HCSO 2937033477 THEF2201 1935279
Remark
BOND RD PER JD HEINRICH 042413
CONSOL FRM CS#135787 PER BANNER 051813
No. Charge Description Class Court DISP Bond BP Fine Custody Days Charge Count Charge Type
4 GRAND THEFT FIREARM F3 31 PENDING $1,000.00 B 42 1 PROBABLE CAUSE
Report # CT-Case # Date Agency OBTS Number Charge Code CRA Number
13211290 1305789 04/23/2013 HCSO 2937033477 THEF2101 1935279
Remark
BOND RD PER JD HEINRICH 042413
CONSOL FRM CS#135787 PER BANNER 051813
No. Charge Description Class Court DISP Bond BP Fine Custody Days Charge Count Charge Type
5 FELON IN POSSESSION OF A FIREARM F2 31 OTHER RELEASE NBR B 42 1 PROBABLE CAUSE
Report # CT-Case # Date Agency OBTS Number Charge Code CRA Number
13211290 1305789 04/23/2013 HCSO 2937033477 WEAP7005 1935279
Remark
BOND REMAINS SAME PER JD HEINRICH 042413
CONSOL FRM CS#135787/NO FILE PER BANNER
051813
No. Charge Description Class Court DISP Bond BP Fine Custody Days Charge Count Charge Type
6 DEALING IN STOLEN PROPERTY F2 31 PENDING $7,500.00 B 4 1 PROBABLE CAUSE
Report # CT-Case # Date Agency OBTS Number Charge Code CRA Number
12304034 1307711 05/31/2013 HCSO 2937033477 THEF5000 1821897
Remark
AO 053113 KT/233587
No. Charge Description Class Court DISP Bond BP Fine Custody Days Charge Count Charge Type
7 FALSE INFO ON PAWNBROKER FORM (UNDER $300) F3 31 PENDING $2,000.00 B 4 1 PROBABLE CAUSE
Report # CT-Case # Date Agency OBTS Number Charge Code CRA Number
12304034 1307711 05/31/2013 HCSO 2937033477 PAWN8010 1821897
Remark
AO 053113 KT/233587
No. Charge Description Class Court DISP Bond BP Fine Custody Days Charge Count Charge Type
8 BURGLARY OF AN UNOCCUPIED DWELLING F2 31 PENDING $7,500.00 B 4 1 PROBABLE CAUSE
Report # CT-Case # Date Agency OBTS Number Charge Code CRA Number
12304034 1307711 05/31/2013 HCSO 2937033477 BURG0012 1821897
Remark
AO 053113 KT/233587

 

[bacon]

Man he had such a good run too.

When will corrections rehabilitate him? Ever?

 

[roguejuror]

Man he had such a good run too.

i dunno man, he had that homeless run during christmas

no one wanted to take him in, bread volunteered

it was cold

 

[Matty]

False info on pawnbroker form