Michael Segura appreciation thread

[roguejuror]

yeah

the guy is a seffner Shakespeare

 

[Bread]

yeah

the guy is a seffner Shakespeare

:lmao lmaolmao:

 

[roguejuror]

our buddy is close to ending it

which of 2pac's song would fit best here?

 

[Matty]

Walk Michael walk. Go to Mexico.

 

[Matty]

double post

 

[kato]

is he dead yet?

need a segura update please

thanks.

 

[Matty]

Phone's prolly dead by now. I'll chip in a few bucks for a solar-power battery pack.

 

[Matty]

Phone's prolly dead by now. I'll chip in a few bucks for a solar-power battery pack.

Insensitive.

 

[kato]

typical segura

 

[Matty]

Seems like not too long ago he had a truck and a job.

Like 4 girlfriends/27 stepchildren ago.

 

[betplom]

He needs to break a window at the local police station.

Problem solved.

 

[Cami]

 

[Matty]

Yap.

 

[Cami]

hmmm, if he is living in Fl, where it has been 70 or warmer all week, how is he out in the cold? am I missing something?

 

[Matty]

Segura's back in the game boys... fok the haters.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

I cannot post in the Movies and TV thread. WTF.

 

[Cami]

Oh damn! His relationship status says "Engaged". No more sleepin on the streets for that boy!

 

[Matty]

That should last about a week.