Maxim's Hot 100 - Katy Perry No. 1?

[Mudcat]

Kate Upton is nowhere on anything for me. Katie Perry is attractive. Bewbs sure - but very nice face too.

My taste by the way, is not just a matter of subjectivity. My taste is correct.

 

[Mudcat]

doop

 

[Matty]

My taste [...] is not just a matter of subjectivity. My taste is correct.

Sig'ed.

 

[bacon]

 

[Mudcat]

It's good being the one with correct taste. Doesn't just apply to judging women.

It applies to movies too. And food.

If there is a food you like that I don't ---> you are liking incorrect food.

 

[bacon]

Mudcat who's hotter Perry of Upton

 

[Mudcat]

I feel that before I answer that question we should go through a period where people that favor one, post the most unflattering pics they can find of the other, while the other side posts the most flattering glamour pics they can find.

And then vice versa.

That is always a useful exercise in these matters.

 

[bacon]

It was a direct question that requires a direct answer.

 

[Matty]

Answer the fokking question.

 

[bacon]

Is Muddy really ducking us?

 

[Matty]

You know how old people are. Unreliable, with an overdeveloped sense of entitlement.

 

[bacon]

What an ancient son of a bitch.

 

[housepicks]

Probably changing the water jug out.

 

[Mudcat]

What about Kate Middleton? Am I allowed to place her in my rankings?

 

[Matty]

: Fokking guy can't follow simple instructions.

 

[Mudcat]

Gee whiz youse guise. Did I not already say that Katy Perry is attractive in multiple dimensions while Kate Upton is nowhere.

I'll answer my own question: yap.

Katie Perry is hotter. Totally unsure how her first name is spelled but my verdict is Ms. Perry.

For the love of Pete fellas.

 

[bacon]

Your best taste argument now ceases to exist.

 

[Matty]

Shut up Steve. The old fart is correct.