Matty Rain's NHL Betting Thread

[FairWarning]

I would totally buy one if I was rich. I'm not rich, is what I'm saying. I play in the high-1-to-low-2-digit range, lol.

Same here. I use a sniping tool and listen to the sellers whine.

 

[Dingo]

When I was in university I worked in a bookstore that sold comics and hockey cards.I could have bought as many Gretzky rookie cards I wanted,instead I waited for the 1990 bubble jump in.

 

[Matty]

Gonna grade this fiasco after tonight's games.

Wednesday April 24
DAL -170
LAK +160

I have zero faith in either bet, I think they're both going to lose.

GL all

 

[Matty]

Adding

TOR -110

Go Max!

 

[Matty]

I'm calling the police on this guy.

 

[stevek]

He is clearly hitting that.

 

[Matty]

He's clearly smoking crack.

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

Adding

TOR -110

Go Max!

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What happened to “I’m betting Boston the entire series”?

 

[Matty]

I really thought I would but the price moved where Leafs became +EV as per my model.

I want to stress that the only decision-making involved in my method is in choosing a "strike price". I blindly bet everything that is deemed +EV once the price is at least 5 cents in my favor (when the price is close to +/-100... 10 cents for
+/-175 and above)

My inner "eyeball handicapper" thinks the Leafs are doomed. B's are visibly stronger. But eyeball handicapping is largely bullshit.

 

[Matty]

Thursday April 25
FLA -104
CAR -165

I'm down double-digit units, don't bet this shit. Will grade past losses when I feel like it. #sueme

 

[Vegas Dave]

@roguejuror can we add a 💀 to the like bar? I feel like Matty being down 10+ units and refusing to update with a hashtag sueme is a "💀".

 

[Matty]

You can't hurt me.

 

[Matty]

Just for the record, I am actually betting these, at the prices I post. There are no lies there.

 

[Vegas Dave]

You can't hurt me.

I'm just shocked the Kings won. Oilers own those fools.

 

[Matty]

I was surprised as well, I thought Dallas would be the one to not blow my lunch money.

 

[stevek]

Word

 

[Matty]

Shut up Steve

 

[Matty]

Thursday April 25
FLA -104
CAR -165

I'm down double-digit units, don't bet this shit. Will grade past losses when I feel like it. #sueme

2-0 +2u

I'm still down quite a lot and you still shouldn't tail these picks.

Good day at the office though.