Matty Rain was scheduled to get laid last night

[kato]

rip rick flare

 

[MrMonkey]

I certainly can't. Not even close. Damn.

No problem Matty, it's all in me posting these things at the most opportune times for the monkey! I'm a pro poster buddy! Kinda like this guy is at poker in reading into the posting situation. My eyes might even blink like his at times!

 

[Matty]

Update - this is going to take a bit more time than expected. Roomie and I went out for lunch and the following bit of conversation took place:

Me - S'too bad you're not in town for NYE, it's going to be a good party tomorrow. And I could've used your help to fend off J**** [Chunky Chick] at the party.
Her - Oh... wait, which one is J****?

Ladies and gentlemen, Matty is considered a whore and he's not even getting laid.

 

[Tron]

Matty, you were born to be a power calm striker. Sex is just not in the cards for you. You can't win em all, pal.

 

[Matty]

Fak off. Ima get her.

 

[reno cool]

remember, less talking, more grunting. Try it Matty, just as an experiment.
report results here.

 

[senco78]

Matty, you were born to be a power calm striker. Sex is just not in the cards for you. You can't win em all, pal.

 

[Oksana]

Matty, you were born to be a power calm striker. Sex is just not in the cards for you. You can't win em all, pal.

+1

 

[Matty]

Assfaces, the lot of y'all.

 

[wal66]

Matty, my fat ass shouldn't have to explain these things to someone who by appearance sake should have less trouble with women giving them a shot than me but looks like I'll have too.

Matty, they don't forget who any of them are.
Matty, chunky chick turned out to be a non-threat but roomie still knows who she is.
Matty, roomie knows she has the advantage over you.
Matty, "too bad you're not gonna be around" is lame at best.
Matty, "I could have used you to fend off" is even more lame.
Matty, FOKKEN take control.

 

[Matty]

What advantage? She has no advantage. She's unable/unwilling to connect with 99% of guys. Over-educated girls like her scare/annoy most guys, and when she doesn't, she's too shy to make any kind of move. I have total control here. She's just miffed cause I brought a couple girls over in a relatively short period of time and she feels like a number right now. It's far from hopeless, and in fact it's quite nice to see that she's being careful/reasonable.

Wallay I know what I'm doing here.

Ok, the "I could've used your help" line was kinda lame.

 

[betplom]

Matty, get her to watch the Brazilian porn scene with you and let us know how that goes.

Common!

 

[Matty]

I do need to learn to STFU.

 

[wal66]

Matty, "too bad you're not gonna be around", should have been, "blow off those other plans and let's do this party".
Matty, "I could have used your help", should have been, "there will be plenty of pathetic material at this party to poke fun of and re-enforce to ourselves how superior we really are".

 

[Oksana]

That line wasn't lame. It was basically yelling in her ear that her beloved Mathieu is going to be molested by another woman while she's out of town.

Smooth move dude

 

[Matty]

Wallay, that would probably work on many girls other than her. She'd planned to go back to Montreal for NYE before I even met her. She's thrifty. She ain't blowing off a non-refundable $250 train ride.

She apologized to me today for not thinking of inviting me to some dinner she had with her sister and a girl friend a couple weeks ago. Who does that? Awkward, shy girls who like the guy.

I still need to dig myself out of that small hole I created.

GL

 

[Matty]

That line wasn't lame. It was basically yelling in her ear that her beloved Mathieu is going to be molested by another woman while she's out of town.

Smooth move dude

I told her I wasn't into Chunky Chick.

She feels threatened by Mara actually. The 90% lesbian.

I love my life. It's very silly.

 

[betplom]

I still need to dig myself out of that small hole I created.

GL

Fukkin homo, just do it already.